Hey George ...... Vincente on 3 ......

[Stinky The Clown]

G: Yo, Vinnie .... 'sup, dude?

V: "Sup? I'll tell ya what's 'sup'. My hand is gunna be up your ass if you pull this National Guard shit.

G: Geez, Vinnie, we talked about this. 'Member? Jobs for all your lowlifes? How mah buddies wanna hire all those cheap labor bodies? Don't you remember that?

V: No George. That's bullshit and you know it. You wanted cheap labor so we agreed to a nod and a wink so you could have lettuce pickers. You wanted more cheap labor and we agreed on that stupid machiadoras thing. But these army guys with guns on the border? No way, Jorge. Last time you pulled that shit we almost had an international incident when your fuckups shot that sheep guy.

G: B-Bu-But, Vinnie .... c'mon, man. We had a deal .......

V: George, lemme give it to you straight. You're a gringo. Me? Not so much. I was on a conference call with two old friends of yours. You remember Fidel and Hugo, dontcha? Anyway, here's the deal. Take it or leave it. Pemex and Petroleos de Venezuela are gunna squeeze your sorry balls. Hard. We know you're between a rock and a bigger rock. If you wanna go ahead with this insane solidiers thing on MY fucking border and piss off MY citizens, you ain't gunna make it through the year. You think Exxon's making it now? You ain't seen shit, buddy boy. How long will you stay where you are with four buck gas in Dubuque or Casper or Ogden? Huh?

G: Geeeeze Vinnie .......

V: And stop calling me 'Vinnie'. I'm not your monkey. I've had it up to here with you ......