LOL The NY POST front page picture of Bush today, they photoshoped it!

[wndycty]

[Drum]

Hahahahaha!

I haven't been outta the house yet today, so I didn't run across it. Hilarious!

[Gormy Cuss]

1. What makes you think it's a photoshop?

:+

Would dressing like Daniel Boone count in his Village People bingo game?

[leftyladyfrommo]

3. So was D. Boone from Texas? Wasn't he from Tennessee?

Bush does not look like Fes Parker in a coonskin cap.

[HereSince1628]

5. Davy Crockett was at the Alamo...

All my dogs were named after Texas

Travis, Crockett, and Bexar (pronounced like Bear)

[leftyladyfrommo]

6. I think Davy Crockett came out of Kentucky.

And ended up at the Alamo.

[HereSince1628]

8. Yes, my understanding was he served a simple private,

despite the larger role in the movie.

[Orangepeel]

16. Born on a mountain top in Tennessee

The greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

Fought single-handed through many a war
Till the enemy was whipped and peace was in store
And while he was handlin' this risky chore
He made himself a legend forever more
Davy, Davy Crockett, the man who knew no fear

He went off to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the Government and the laws as well
Took over Washington, so I heard tell
And he patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell
Davy, Davy Crockett, seeing his duty clear

When he came home his politic'ing was done
And the western march had just begun
So he packed his gear and his trusty gun
And lit out a-grinnin' to follow the sun
Davy, Davy Crockett, leading the pioneer

[opihimoimoi]

9. All my crabs(mangroove crabs) are named after the BushCo

Visitors laugh their asses off...except for the fundies...who develop the Silence of the Lambs strangely enough...

[HereSince1628]

11. Now, thats funny!

[Gormy Cuss]

7. I'll get back to you after I kill the earworm in my head

"Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
With an eye like and eagle
and as tall as a mountain was he.

Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
He was brave, he was fearless
and as tough as a mighty oak tree.

From the coonskin cap on the top of ol’ Dan
to the heel of his rawhide shoe
The rippin’est roarin’est fighten’est man
the frontier ever knew.

Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a BIG man.
And he fought for America
To make all America free...

What a Boone. What a wonder.
What a dream comer truer was he."

See, doesn't that sound like W's self image? :P

edited to add more rippin' lyrics. Blame Bjornsdotter!

[Bjornsdotter]

10. Here's another one for you

Let's all sing...nice to know who your friends are...:evilgrin:

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.

Fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett the man who don't know fear.

He went of to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Washington, I heard tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear.

When he come home, his politickin' was done,
While the western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and his trusty gun
And let out a grinnin' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin the Pioneer.

Full Lyrics

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.

He fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Davy, Davy Crockett the man who don't know fear.

When he lost his love, and his grief was gall,
In his heart he wanted to leave it all,
And lose himself in the forest tall,
But he answered instead, his country's call.
Davy, Davy Crockett, the choice of the whole frontier

He went off to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Washington, so we hear tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear. (Serving his country well)

When he come home, his politickin' done,
The western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and his trusty gun
And lit out a grinnin' to follow the sun.
Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin the Pioneers.

His land is biggest, and his land is best
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
He's ahead of us all in meeting the test
Followin' his legend right into the West
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wide Frontier
King of the Wild Frontier.

[billybob537]

2. Who's he supposed to be?

DAVY CROOKED?

[hippiechick]

4. woot!

:applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:

[Contrary1]

12. Recommended...

Let's keep this one at the top...made my day.



"I reminded them and their families that the war in Iraq is .. it's really about peace, trying
to make the world more peaceful." George W. Bush - 11 April 2003, Bethesda/Maryland

[WolverineDG]

13. Note to the NY Post

& any lurking racist freepers:

We lost at the Alamo.

dg

[eppur_se_muova]

14. "Yankees Mini-Balls"? I don't want to know. nt

[0007]

15. Will junior ever show his face again?

[MrBenchley]

17. Wow--Chimpy's even lost Rupert Murdoch