Attention DU carpenters: Rove will need a home office remodel.

[democrank]

I just can`t believe that a man with so many flag pins could be indicted in the Valerie Plame scandal but that`s what the liberals in the media are saying. Guess they won`t be satisfied until this whole administration is wrecked and we`re back to a Democratic tax-and-spend president who lets terrorists run free in our country.

Patriotism takes many forms, sometimes in plain old volunteering. That`s why I`m calling on all DU carpenters in the D.C. area to step up to the plate and help with Karl`s home office remodel. Since Karl will have to start working from home, he`ll need a new visitor`s section and a lot of new shelves: one for Diebold, one for the tip-of-the-iceberg part of Mr. Tice`s NSA information, a New Hampshire shelf where he can store news clippings of the so-called phone jamming story, a shelf to hold gallon jars for collecting his legal defense fund donations, a media shelf to store notebooks for those government-sponsored good-news stories he sends to reporters, a Swiftboat shelf. See what I mean? So many shelves, so little time. You carpenters might want to consider a portable unit for photographs (you could get the materials at Home Depot) so Karl could hang some of his memorable photos: Bush in that awe-inspiring flight suit, Katherine Harris on horseback, Saddam`s statue coming down, Bush`s Habitat for Humanity hammer hanging from its leather pouch, even that photo of John Kerry tight up against Jane Fonda.

I`d help with this project if I wasn`t tied up writing letters to editors about why we should nuke Iran, but I`m certain some of you will gladly help with this transition. Our president can`t be left to struggle along on his own. Karl`s hourly contacts with President Bush must originate from a state-of-the-art installation. Do your patriotic duty and volunteer to help Karl keep us safe and free.

[Frustratedlady]

1. It wouldn't take much time....

...and just a bit of old barn wood, a shovel, hammer, nails and a saber saw with a reciprocating blade to cut a couple oval holes and a moon-shaped vent on the door.

I may be able to find a photo of one my great-grandmother had in her backyard....waaaaay back in her backyard.

[FreakinDJ]

2. Sorry I don't do Iron Bars for his home prison cells

6' pine box - No Problem

[displacedtexan]

3. I know where KKKarl lives.

I sang (rather rude) Christmas carols in front of his house last
December with over 30 people.

[Lefty48197]

4. Shouldn't be a problem getting volunteers

considering that the Carpenters union leadership is firmly in the back pocket of the Republicans.

[Fierce]

5. God, don't get me STARTED...

McCarron is the biggest rat there is.

[Lefty48197]

6. I was a member of that union for ten years. Too bad they've gone to hell

Seeing pictures of McCarron joking with Shrubbie on Air Force One made me want to puke.

[Fierce]

7. Me too.

Did you go to any of the conventions where Bush spoke? Hurl.