Say one thing nice about George W. Bush

[Us vs Them]

In light of this whole Hillary Compliments the Chimp scandal, I do have to admit she was placed in a bit of a predicament. I got to asking myself, if I had to say one nice thing about George W. Bush, what would it be? After thinking, I finally decided that he's one hell of a fisherman.

Anyone else?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. OK

I bet he'll look really good stuffed.

[Lisa]

31. depends where you put him, though ...

In Madame Tussaud's chamber of horrors ... or as a doorstop, in combination with a "Now Go Away" welcome mat ... yes, he would be quite decorative. As a towel rack in the bathroom -- not so much.

[BadgerKid]

43. 101 uses for a retired prez?

Place him in the bathroom with his index fingers apart and placed *just* so. Viola! a TP dispenser. (Nice for atonement on *'s part.)

[Sparkly]

59. LOL!!

:spank: :rofl:

[ComerPerro]

2. He gave us the Do Not Call list (that's all I can think of)

[FoxNewsSucks]

17. That's about the only thing I can think of

But is he responsible, or did he just sign what was put in front of him?

The only other good things I can say about him are that he exercises, I do think it's important to take care of yourself, so I can't slam him for that.

Also, he falls down sometimes, and that's always good for putting a smile on my face.

[ComerPerro]

32. I wouldn't give him credit for "taking care of himself"

sure, he exercises now.

But not so long ago he was a drug abuser and an alcoholic

[Clark2008]

39. I would say that, but my state already had one, so it didn't

matter that it went national.

Um... so now I have to think of something.

Let's see...

Um...

Er...

I know! :think: He's not as short as Hitler!

[Kutjara]

3. He's improved public awareness...

...of the dangers of snack foods.

[IndianaGreen]

4. Bush hasn't destroyed the planet, yet!

:hippie:

[Spirochete]

5. Can't I just do something easier

like yanking my eyelids off with a pair of needle-nosed pliers or something?

[tibbiit]

6. he sometimes looks okay when

In certain poses, his dressup uniforms are somewhat attractive.
tib

[rzemanfl]

7. Anybody can catch fish in a stocked private lake. So he is at

best a rod holder, a master baiter...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. "Not gonna do it . . . wouldn't be prudent."

(In my best Poppy voice.)

Honestly, though, what has he done that hasn't been a disaster? His whole frickin' life has been about wreaking havoc . . .

[MadMaddie]

9. Umm...No...

Hillary fucked up...she should have side stepped the question or been honest...and said I will let history determine if there is something nice about *....since everything about him is a false facade..

[Turbineguy]

10. He was buying oil into

the Strategic reserve when it was only $55 per barrel.

[KyndCulture]

11. Your dog sure is cute.

and so's Barney... :rofl:

[diamondsndust]

60. Do you think he named his dog....

after his favorite T.V. show??

[existentialist]

12. I understand that he's very good at clearing brush.

[Inland]

13. He isn't doing it on purpose.

Seriously, Hillary did the right thing, IMO. You've got to say something, and not too sarcastically. So she said something that nobody can confuse with something she thinks is important. It's called damning with faint praise, and it's a politician's art.

[Ian David]

14. Someone beat me to it: He made the telemarketers stop calling

Then again, nobody has money to buy anything anyway.

[FiveGoodMen]

15. He'll be dead eventually.

[rzemanfl]

29. That is no good at all unless it is BEFORE ME! n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

64. Too true, but it's really the only good thing I could say about him.

[0007]

67. Perhaps that chain saw will gain consciousness.

[cassiepriam]

16. There are still some people alive and the planet is not a cinder . nt

[JuniperLea]

18. I don't care what people say

I don't think he snorts as much coke or drinks as much bourbon in public as they say.










He does more and in private!

[Joey Liberal]

19. He likes Bananas n.t

[YDogg]

24. Pickles. He likes Pickles.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. He has opposable thumbs. I think. n/t

[Journeyman]

21. He has less than 1000 days of "hard work" left before retirement. . .

(with luck, a lot less than 1000 days). . .

[kaygore]

22. He can be killed by a stake to the heart or a silver bullet

and his image does not reflect from any mirrors!

[Minnesota Libra]

23. The best thing I can think of is.....He can't run again nt

[DUHandle]

25. His mother loves him and I'm sure he loves his mother. n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

26. nice suits. Expensive cut, great material.

[Lefty48197]

27. He can only f*ck up our country and planet for another 985 days.

That's the best I could do.

[Lisa]

28. Stephen Colbert says his hands are exquisitely soft! (n/t)

[i miss america]

30. Sorry, I just can't think of anything nice to say about that b@stard

I tried though ... I really did.

[RedG1]

33. I thank God he's not a

pilot or a surgeon

[Drum]

34. I'll try...

For a fat girl, she doesn't sweat much.

How's that?

[Tony_Illinois]

35. He Didn't Kill Anybody While Driving Drunk

[MsMagnificent]

36. Can't... it's impossible

[MichiganVote]

37. Well we know he doesn't get airsick given how often he's on that plane

[Lisa]

49. my theory is that the "lumps" he shows from time to time are barf bags ...

For example, the one he stashed in his flight suit codpiece during his "Mission Accomplished" photo op. Very resourceful!

[MichiganVote]

57. I thought he'd just missed toilet training

[calimary]

38. He may be driven from office next year.

Go DEMS!

Sorry. I can't think of anything else to say. I find him utterly repulsive. I see NOTHING about him I like, including the so-called reg'lar guy crap painting him as that nice guy you could go have a beer with. Again, let me stress, I know ALL KINDS OF NICE PEOPLE I could go have something to drink with (not a beer person, myself), but exactly NONE of them would be what I'd consider qualified to be President of the United States. And anyway, why should anyone be considering having a beer with bush in the first place? He's not supposed to be drinking anymore (not that he's following along with that, I'd suspect).

[Arkham House]

40. He's never, to my knowledge, practiced cannibalism...

[cassiepriam]

77. That is a really good point. He doesn't eat infants.

At least not that we know of.

[No New War]

41. How did colbert put it?

The most powerfully staged photo-ops in the world. }(

[sofa king]

42. George W. Bush is a most "superlative" President.

In fact, the Bush Administration is well on its way to establishing a standard of excellence never approached by another presidency. No previous administration has grappled so closely with corruption and political favoratism, and no previous administration has fought so hard or so successfully to keep that epic endeavor out of the public view. Never before have the basic Constitutional rights of American citizens been addressed so directly and across so wide a spectrum. No President has recieved such resounding and consistent adulation from an adoring press.

George W. Bush is the archetype of what a modern American President can be. He is, without a doubt, the worst President ever.

Aw, hell. I just couldn't do it.

[Sandhill Crane]

44. He will look quite handsome in an orange jumpsuit with numbers on it

[Stinky The Clown]

45. He's ... mmmm ..... more or less symmetrical

One head, sorta centered.

Two arms, hands always chimpilly backward in unison.

Two legs, sometimes acting bipedally.

Two eyes, beady.

One centered nose, pointy

Yeah .... symmetrical ..... more or less.

[HawkerHurricane]

46. He's not as dumb as he looks.

But then again, he couldn't possibly be.

[Doctor_J]

48. Bzzzt

I would contend that he can't look as dumb as he really is

[Doctor_J]

47. He takes alot of vacation

thereby reducing the time he's destroying the Earth by "working"

[diamondsndust]

50. with his experience he'll make a good prison prostitute... n/t

[wurzel]

51. His term ends in 2008 .

maybe

[smomfr]

52. He´s very good at being george w. bush..........

but who else would want to be a MEGA ASSHOLE?

[Lisa]

76. that Bridges guy who does the Bush impression is giving him a run for it

Arguably, he might do Bush better than George W. does (more professional, is friendly with audiences, learns his lines and doesn't mutter nasty comments, etc.).

[dusty64]

53. Can't

sorry.

[KansDem]

54. He does a fairly good job walking erect. (eom)

[MichiganVote]

58. For a primate

[opihimoimoi]

55. Bush The Divider has accomplished the Impossible: Destroyed the Pub Party.

[PaDem]

56. He's committed money to the international AIDS crisis

albeit not nearly enough.

[Blaze Diem]

61. Is Asshole a nice word? ummmm..that's about it.

just asshole.

[baldguy]

62. He likes dogs. A lot of people like dogs.

[stevedeshazer]

63. He helped me seek new employment opportunities

Now I make about 40% of what I made at the start of his term, so I'm saving on taxes.

I'm driving less, because gas is three bucks a gallon. That's helping to save the planet.

Most of all, I like how he has managed to unite not just America, but the WHOLE WORLD against him. He really IS a uniter, not a divider.

It's easier than ever to join the military; why, his Defense (sic) Department even took in an autistic kid from my neighborhood so they could teach him to be a cavalry scout! What a country!

I've made lots of new friends online and when I've marched in the streets. The folks down at the phone bank at the union hall know me now.

Editorial cartoonists and late-night comics currently are basking in the success of the Bush economy.

So much to choose from, it's hard to decide on just one thing. :)

[guinivere]

65. I'll bet his socks match every day.

And while he is ruining damn near everything, he has provided some entertainment with the "decider" and "fool me once..." stuff.

[biggles1]

66. He makes me laugh....a lot!

[Brigid]

68. In less than 1,000 days, he'll be gone.

That's about all I can think of.

[orleans]

69. he hasn't lost all his hair yet? (yuck! i said something ..... "nice") n/t

[DarfurDude]

70. A helluva lot

He's gotten the econmony back in shape, and most of all he's gotten the U.S.'s citizens aware of the Middle east. He's flawed, REALLY FLAWED. But we should still awknowlege his good jobs.

[uppityperson]

71. He's a uniter all right, and you are gone.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

72. He has some rather nice neckties.

And I really can't think of anything else.

[Zynx]

73. I'm sure he loves his kids.

Maybe. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on that one.

[Deja Q]

74. If compassionate christian is that who slowly destroys the world,

then he's a man true to his word; in both electioneering and in practice.

[otherlander]

75. He has done an EXTRAORDINARY job

Of rendering terrorist plots useless. edit: i said this to a freeper and they actually thought it was a compliment.