Diagnosis Bill Frist would MOST LIKELY give after watching video of Bush

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

[Catch22Dem]

1. Other -

He'd sing *'s praises!

[Roland99]

5. Bingo

[madrchsod]

2. "boy`s gone crazy...just one step over the line"

[saltpoint]

3. Frist would conclude, that unlike his take on Terri Schiavo, this

patient really IS braindead.

It would be the one time Bill Frist was right about anything.

[tridim]

4. Other.. He's a good Christian man

Diagnosis: Not the Antichrist, contrary to all the evidence of pure evil.

[ArbustoBuster]

6. If the diagnosis is 'not Antichrist'...

...then 'this patient is the Antichrist' must be a medically acceptable diagnosis. In that case, we can eventually create a test that looks for evidence that a patient is the Antichrist (perhaps by looking for Satan's DNA in the patient's genetic makeup). And finally we can create a pharmaceutical that will treat the symptoms of the disease, which we will name 'antichristosis.'

Given time, there will be advertisements all over the TV. 'Do you think you're the Antichrist? Take new Gospelex!'

[tridim]

10. I just noticed the double negative.. Oops

Not Anti-Christ = Christ? That really wasn't my intent, although Frist may still believe Bush is the second coming. Apparently Joementum does.

[Breeze54]

7. I voted all of the above but

on second thought, I think frist would say, "Problem? What problem?" :shrug:

[Infomaniac]

8. Nominated. You should write the polls for MSM.

Your effing brilliant at phrasing the responses!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I'm just here to protect and serve...

:evilgrin:

:toast: