Be a Republican for a day

[joeprogressive]

Or at least think like one which is to be completely uninformed and to not think at all.

The other day a co-worker was defending Bush by saying his mother is so sweet and a good person. When I told her what a privileged, uncaring bitch she was, she looked at me as if I had insulted God. She had never heard about the "beautiful mind" or they are better off in the Astrodome quotes.

So next time instead of trying to explain to a Republican that lying the American people into a war that will cost us thousands of lives and trillions of dollars is worse than a consensual sex act, just say "who is Monica Lewinsky, I have never heard of her"

[Rechan]

1. Eh?

And then what, their head explodes as they go into a tirade about Clinton?

[RedTail Wolf]

2. No thanks my heart would blow up! NT

[Debs]

3. Be a Republican for a day?

Cant I just put out one of my eyes with a red hot poker instead?

[Rocknrule]

4. That would be too much trouble

Knock out 80% of my teeth, kill 80% of my brain cells with alcohol and cocaine, start saying "nookyular", buy a Hummer and slap "God hates fags" and "Exterminate liberal vermin" bumperstickers on it, try to get a hard-on by watching Independence Day, and limit the subject matter of all my conversations to which groups of people I hate and how evil Clinton's penis is?

No thanks

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. LOL! Needed a good laugh

:rofl:

[ktlyon]

5. This is similar to the women that told me she voted for George

because his wife was a teacher and that was a very noble profession. She didn't understand my laughter.

[niyad]

7. well, apart from all the other idiocies, did you point out that pickles

was a librarian, NOT a teacher? or is this woman too stupid to understand the difference? wait, she voted for. . . .

never mind!!!!