Clark and Moore accused of election rigging

[robbedvoter]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i1813
Clark and Moore accused of election rigging
Written by bunny
In one of the biggest twists of the year writer and producer Michael Moore and General Wesley Clarke have been accused of attempting to rig the presidential election.
Clarke standing as a candidate, and Moore his most vocal backer have been accused of trying to get middle America to vote.More...

[Bozola]

1. TheSpoof is dead. Long live TheSpoof.

Death by links.

[robbedvoter]

4. Since the link has been found, just an excerpt

Karl Rowe, filling the suit, issued the following statement from the Whitehouse
“As some of you, hopefully not all of you, will know the presidential election will take place in December. Messer’s Moore and Clarke have clearly tried to rig the election in such a way as to make sure my mate Georgie doesn’t get back in. This great democratic nation of ours should not tolerate people like Moore publicly supporting likeable blokes like Clark. How the hell is George supposed to beat him?
Its not like those democrat candidates, their easy to deal with, Dean will explode sometime in September and we’ll have the others disappear in late October. Clarke however is a real problem, as Donald would put it, a known unknown. We know he exists but we don’t know whether he could win. Given the angelic manner in which President Bush won the Whitehouse, it is inconceivable that he could lose it too a genuine candidate.

[chocolateeater]

2. The link didn't work-Spoof.com tanked on you

:-(

[abburdlen]

3. From the DEAD

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:WjrDxcyofXcJ:www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm%3Fheadline%3Ds2i1813%26rating%3D4+the+spoof+clarke&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Even when a parody site writes a story about Clark they can't spell his name right!

[chocolateeater]

6. Thank you for finding that

That was funny. It was written by someone from Britain. I think putting an e on the end of Clark is pretty common there.

[abburdlen]

5. Clark seen on Fark!

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=817238

"He once wiped his ass onto Cheney's favorite Halliburton golf shirt....while Cheney was still wearing it.

To Wesley Clark!!"