Cheney to throw out 1st ball...

[sellitman]

I hope the catcher is wearing a mask. We all know his aim ain't that good.



Nationals' home opener not like the first
HOWARD FENDRICH
Associated Press

WASHINGTON - The Washington Nationals' second home opener looks to be a step down from the first.

Vice President Dick Cheney - not President Bush - will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before Tuesday afternoon's game against the New York Mets.

More: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/14310022.htm

[marmar]

1. I hope they search him on the way into the stadium...

:scared:

[valerief]

2. Very funny! Wouldn't it be great if no one showed up? n/t

[electropop]

3. He'll also be pitching the new Iran war.

It's the latest fashion for spring.

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

4. I hope they have a short ballplayer out there...

... to catch Cheney's low ball.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Everyone along the right field line will need protection from Dizzy Dick.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. They better have a defribrillator on the mound .....

That wheezy, fat, pasty old fuck may just keel over ......

On second thought ..... scratch the defib .... k?

[stepnw1f]

7. Hopefully, He'll Have another Heart Attack

sorry... I couldn't resist.:evilgrin:

[TayTay]

8. I wonder if he will be accompanied by disabled Iraqi vets

like Bush was last week? That way, the amount of booing will be kept down. The news media will play it as though the applause was for Cheney and not the victims of Cheney ill-conceived war.