Jack Straw: "completely nuts for US to strike Iran". gwb's response?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

I was going to post a poll of possible answers, but I just don't have that rapier wit and comedic bent that so many DU'ers possess.

I have some possible gwb replies:

"Nuts? I like mine warm and salty,hehehe."

I'm made out of rubber, you're made out of glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"

Oh wait, this one might be too metaphorical and involved for gwb.(remember, "fool me once"?)

"Not according to God."

MKJ