What's the matter with you liberals??

[killerbush]

I just don't understand you liberals. Your so against the war. Don't you know George Bush made every attempt to keep our bravest from dying in a barren dust heap of a country? Don't you know that George and friends said that the war would last about 6 weeks? The Iraqi people would be throwing flowers at our troops? Don't you all know that the mission has been accomplished?
When I went to war, with Tony Blair at my side, but two paces in back of me, I had the best interest of the country in my mind. After 9/11, I told myself, (and also talking to God because only Republicans are God fearing people), that I would protect the American people to the best of my ability. Then I took that trust the American people gave to me, and proceeded to break the law. But since the American people are a bunch of idiots, who don't care that there civil liberties are being destroyed, they gave me a pass.
When the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan starting dying, you liberals began crying. Everyday, I heard you whine and complain that Iraq was breaking down. I had my cronies in the White House and the press, which I control, call you Un-American, Unpatriotic, and a few more UN names. When that didn't work, I called Karl into the room, and came out with a statement that you were dissing the troops. Surely, that would shut you up, but noooooooo, you whined some more. Then I held a press conference to answer some questions that I never answered. When that didn't work, I was at my wits end.
I just don't understand why you people are against me and my war? I pleaded to you for patience. I even got down on my hands and knees to prove the point. You know what, I'm through with all of it. I'm going to leave Iraq to future leaders, since you weren't nice to me. Go to hell all you "libruls"
Everything is going well in Iraq, and if you can't see that, then your on my enimies list, and I'll get the FBI and others to watch your every move. You are subversive, and cannot be trusted.

[4 t 4]

1. If You're For Bush--You're Against America!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Sarcasm would have helped the post

seriously

[Vickers]

3. "your on my enimies list"

:rofl:

I love that little touch of freeper realism.

:P

[Rocknrule]

7. We have a new bumpersticker!

[guinivere]

4. If Iraq is a "barren dust heap" where would they get flowers?

:silly: Just sayin'.

[DainBramaged]

5. 1-800-all-lies

[Virginia Dare]

6. We hate America and we hate freedom...n/t

[demswin06]

8. wits end...

ROFL!!!!! That's a good one.