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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 08:55 PM
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Alabama governor candidate: 'I've been shot twice'
He didn't mention whether anyone who shot him was named Cheney.

Harry Lyon is running in the Democratic primary for governor. He poses no threat to win the nomination but he is apparently vying to be this year's comic relief.

http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060305/NEWS02/603050310/1009

Pelham attorney Harry Lyon called for mandatory drug testing for all students in public and private high schools as a way to curb juvenile crime, and he proposed eliminating the "current use" category that keeps property taxes low on farm property near developed areas.

Lyon, who has run for public office several times unsuccessfully, told the newspaper executives that everything about a candidate's personal life comes out in a campaign, so he laid his out.

"I've been shot twice in my life -- both times over women," Lyon said.

The candidate said he had another close call when he was 17 and went on a date with a 27-year-old woman he didn't know was married. He said they were in bed when the woman's husband -- a state trooper with a gun -- showed up.

"If I'll admit to adultery, I'll admit to everything," Lyon said.

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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 08:59 PM
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1. OMFG. Another black eye for my home State
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:00 PM
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2. Maybe he ought to stop going hunting with Dick Cheney (nt)
Edited on Sat Mar-25-06 09:02 PM by ih8thegop
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:07 PM
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3. Thats kind of refreshing
At last! Someone is honest about his past. I've always thought that if candidates were more open and honest that there would always be some room for forgivness. I mean when I first heard about georgie's alcohol arrest, I thought, "Who cares?". Little did I know that he would stay drunk, stoned, insane, whatever. But anyway, why not come clean? We all make mistakes and Americans are usually very forgiving.
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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:10 PM
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4. True, but
sleeping with a state trooper's wife indicates someone who is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:13 PM
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5. or horny and 17.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 01:00 AM
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11. Plus naive...
I mean, if you go out with an older woman, and go to a hotel for crying out loud, its a good assumption that she is married. The same is true if the sexes are reversed, unless you paid for it. ;)
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:22 PM
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6. Here's a piece I wrote about our fine REPUBLICAN governor in Alabama
CORRUPTION CAFÉ: a trendy place for Republican feasting,
an editorial by Patrick Lancaster, 17 January 2006

Perhaps the ever-unraveling Jack Abramoff scandal will scare or disgust Congress so badly that elected leaders will clamor for complete openness and finally report all sources of campaign funding. The sordid story unfolds like a dirty napkin, as freewheeling lobbyists spread tainted Abramoff money around Washington DC thicker than bar-b-que sauce on a pork sandwich from a greasy-spoon diner.

Like hungry restaurant customers, Republicans at all levels of government never even bothered to consider if taking funds extracted using threats and other intimidation tactics was ethical or just. They just bellied up to the bar and put on feedbags under a “No Refunds” sign. According to CNN online, the most recent customer to leave the feeding-trough in shame is Bob Ney who gave up his prime chair position on the House Administration Committee on Sunday January 15, 2006. Like other Republican leaders, Ney gave the cash to “charity” instead of returning it to defrauded tribes.

Even Republican Governor Riley, while claiming to have never actually met Abramoff, will donate his share of the loot to a favorite charity instead of returning the funds to original contributors but you can bet the southern meat truck does not stop with him. US Senator Richard Shelby (R-Tuscaloosa) also admits to a contribution that began with Abramoff in 2003. Tracing a rump-roast from hog parlor to lunch counter is easier than following the hidden political money trails slithering through pork-barrel politics, unless you catch them with napkins in place ready to munch.

Is it the fault of Congress? In many cases representatives may not want to know where funds come from, which brings the phrase ignorance is bliss to new depths. Certainly, when elected officials have plenty to hide, it is necessary to keep the public from knowing sources of dirty money: but can we blame Republicans who deliberately remain ignorant?

It is certainly not fair to blame tribes, since primarily non-Native casino investors or developers made most of the original donations. These same investors have been gambling mainstays in Las Vegas, Atlantic City and Biloxi for a very long time and do not represent the views of tribal councils. In many cases, these gambling cohorts were the very culprits that threatened or otherwise coerced their Native partners in the first place.

Gov. Bob Riley claims he was in the dark about the exact manner in which lobbyists, under the cover of U.S. Family Network received gambling money to finance him and others in elections. It is now important to be as fair to him and other Republicans as they are to Native Americans.

As a congressional representative in the late 1990s, Gov. Bob Riley signed a fund-raising letter for a nonprofit group closely tied to clients of disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, according to a recent report in The Washington Post. The letter, written on behalf of the U.S. Family Network, announces a petition to block the Atmore Poarch Band of Creeks from building a casino in Alabama.

In all fairness to the governor, no one will call Riley totally ignorant of Native needs, after he wrote a letter that also hints at near local connection to the Choctaw Band of Abramoff victims. Is it fair for non-Native Casino partners to threaten tribes in Mississippi and Louisiana with big economic losses, while promising their participation will reduce competition and keep Alabama money flowing into their casinos?

With some contributions as small as $1,000, it seems unfair that Alabama Republicans got such slim slices of pork from the Mississippi Choctaw gambling partners, since the casino gave $250,000 to the U.S. Family Network. Instead of tricking him into taking a piece of poisonous pie, this network should thank Bob Riley for his kind letter and welcome him into the “family.”

It also seems unfair to keep the governor ignorant about this bitter buffet of bribery and extortion because Michael Scanlon was press secretary for Riley during his first term in Congress. Old friends should be more considerate and give the guy some warning before feeding him tainted cash. After leaving the Riley post, Scanlon moved on to the meat market of recently resigned House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) and then finally joined the lobbying operation of Jack Abramoff. Headwaiter Scanlon of this fast-cash café also recently pled guilty to bribing public officials (including congressional representatives) and defrauding tribes under the guise of lobbying.

The southern take-out counter is indeed small potatoes, compared to the all-you-can grab buffet Native gambling concerns served up under duress across America. The Senate Indian Affairs Committee reports that in 2004, Mr. Abramoff and Michael Scanlon charged 6 tribes at least $66 million. There are, however, no refunds at the Republican buffet, as most officials opt, like Riley to give these ill-gotten gains to their favorite charities. Do political campaigns of other Republicans represent “charities?”

Maybe the most unfair aspect of all is allowing Scanlon, Abramoff and DeLay to pick up the tab, since so many enjoyed stuffing their coffers, at political take-out windows during the Republican feeding frenzy.

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:36 PM
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7. HA! She should have dated a Republican 17yr old. They're better in bed.
According to Tucker Carlson, any way.

Democratic men, on the other hand, are better on the kitchen table.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 06:12 AM
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14. while republicans still enjoy mentioning Clinton ancient history
When it comes to throwing past political scandal in the faces of rivals, I'm going to prove, DEMOCRATS DO IT LONGER.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:22 PM
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8. He's from Pelham?
Jeez, I shoulda known - my ex has a number of friends in that area, and they are ALL loonies. My daughter lives next door in Alabaster....

Seriously, Pelham is a pretty area - or was - in Shelby County south of Birmingham.

I'd vote for this guy before Don Siegelman or any of the repukes that are running!
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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:57 PM
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9. Pelham
is run by Mayor-for-life Bobby Hayes and has one of the state's few ice rinks.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:34 PM
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10. Bobby Hayes isn't dead yet?
I think he was mayor when my daughter first started grad school at UAB!
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Appalachian_American Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 03:42 AM
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12. Denali, are you a transplanted Alabamian living in Alaska?
I have quite a few former Alabama relatives that are now Alaskans.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 06:05 AM
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13. my ex lives in Alabaster...
Instead of ex-bashing which used to come easy to me, I'll say at least she's voting Democrat, unlike the many red-necks that also live in that community. All my kids turned out Democrat too and one votes for the first time in November.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 12:25 PM
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15. No, but my daughter lives there. I've spent some time
in the B'ham and Shelby County areas. My ex is from there, though.
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Theide Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 03:20 PM
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16. Southern politics are rarely boring
I'm not sure if we really are any crazier that anywhere else, we just talk about it more. That and somehow it's just a lot funnier.

Northeners hide their crazy people in the attic. Southerners bring them out for Sunday Dinner. Sometimes they even run for office. They frequently win.
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radio4progressives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 03:55 PM
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17. This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time!
Edited on Sun Mar-26-06 03:56 PM by radio4progressives

liberaltrucker: OMFG. Another black eye for my home State

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ih8thegop: Maybe he ought to stop going hunting with Dick Cheney

quaoar: sleeping with a state trooper's wife indicates someone who is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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Theide: Northeners hide their crazy people in the attic. Southerners bring them out for Sunday Dinner. Sometimes they even run for office. They frequently win.

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