Help our distraught GOP win in 2006...

[NanceGreggs]

It's more than obvious that the Republicans running for re-election this year are in need of some good marketing ideas. In the spirit of bi-partisanship, I am proposing the following campaign slogans to help them secure another tenure in office.

I know that our clever DUers will be able to add to the list, so please feel free ...


"I was the FIRST REPUBLICAN to take Abramoff money. Vote for a LEADER, not a FOLLOWER!"

"Yes, I golfed in Scotland on Abramoff's dime - and now I'm tanned, relaxed, and ready to fight for YOU!"

"Help me rid the country of activist judges - and do it quick, before MY case goes to trial!"

"I distanced myself from George W. Bush BEFORE it became a political necessity!"

"INDICTED - but not yet CONVICTED!"

"I support TORTURE - Vote for me, and put another Good Christian in office!"

"I supported/opposed the Dubai Ports Deal! {Please choose one option, and vote accordingly)

"Support my JUDICIAL NOMINATION - or my wife will personally come to your house and cry!"

"I'm a Senator who supports FREE ENTERPRISE - that's why I auction MY votes on eBay!"

"Help me put Liberal News Media Journalists OUT OF BUSINESS - all THREE of them!"

"VOTE or DON'T VOTE - I'm running in a DIEBOLD district, so it's already a DONE DEAL!"

"I successfully gerrymandered YOUR DISTRICT - put me back in office, and help me gerrymander the ENTIRE COUNTRY!"

"CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME - that's why I founded a charity that funnels money to MY OWN FAMILY!"

"The DEVIL is in the details - that's why good Christian Republicans never BOTHER with details!"


PLEASE support the GOP 2006 nominees by adding your ideas to this post.

[babylonsister]

1. Please. This admin did no wrong! They are only spying on you

for your own good, for the good of the country, and to save Kansas!

[Mythsaje]

2. "I'm an honest Republican politician.

Once I'm bought, I STAY bought."

[NanceGreggs]

3. I spent quite some time putting this post together ...

... and you TOPPED me in seconds!

Thank God you're on OUR side, Mythsaje!

:rofl:

[Mythsaje]

6. Ah, shucks...

:blush:

In the interest of tranparency, it's a variation of a quote from someone like Will Rogers or Mark Twain...I can't remember who. But it definitely fit.

[Union Thug]

4. Another Pro-Life War Supporter!

Ask me about hypocrisy!

[4morewars]

5. "Those boys seduced ME !" n/t

[SongOfTheRayne]

7. "put another good Christian in office"...I don't see how you could

laugh in the face of such things.

[NanceGreggs]

8. To keep from crying ...

... that's how.

[SongOfTheRayne]

9. Okay, here's a slogan...

LIBERTY! It's the NEW unamerican!

[NanceGreggs]

11. Excellent!

That would actually make a great Dem bumper-sticker!

[SongOfTheRayne]

12. Thanks. I wrote it on a shirt, too...

and people were looking at me like i was crazy or something...it's an honor to be hated by such small minded fools.

[The Magistrate]

10. You Have Some Real Winners Here, Ma'am!

Great work.

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"