Does a DNC Membership Card actually convey any benefits?
derby378
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:03 AM
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Does a DNC Membership Card actually convey any benefits?
Got one in the mail a few days ago - is it useful for anything, or is it just a token that you've given money to the party? Just curious.
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:04 AM
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1. You can jimmy locks at the Watergate hotel with it
Or cut up some blow with it, or burn it like a draft card.
Pacifist Patriot
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:05 AM
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2. Mine is serving as an excellent bookmark.
I suppose it could be used as an emergency toothpick.
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:05 AM
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3. It'll get you some good seats at the next Bush town hall meeting
They won't be in the same county, but they'll be good, sturdy seats. You'll have company, too.
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Tue Jan-31-06 12:25 PM
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I'll put that in my file for future use.
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Tue Jan-31-06 12:30 PM
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5. After Bush Reads your Mail, He will use it to round you up...
It is an ID card for the "Republican Re-education Fun Camp"
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Tue Jan-31-06 12:46 PM
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Ain't looking too good so far...
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