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It's like "oh" I want accurate information about the world I live in. "Oh, look at me. I'm all, like, democracy is the best. Lies are bad." Stoopid libruls. The media should be fun and interesting and totally sensational and fabulous so that it can sell more papers! That's what business is about, you commies.
And voting machines. So what if they rig the votes. Maybe if you can afford voting machines that rig the election for your team, then maybe you deserve to be able to purchase such a wonderful product. You libruls are always getting in the way of the free market. If one really popular party can buy more expensive equipment, then screw you and your party. I only go where the popular people go. Not the GEEK party of people who are all like "oh, I want fair elections. Oh, look, I'm so smart, I can count!" That's what the POPULAR vote means, stoopids! It means the vote that only the popular crowd gets to make. Like the stockbrokers and cheerleaders and stuff.
And secret prisons. Big deal. If you don't break the law, you don't have anything to worry about, now do you? People who work at the cool jobs and buy all the coolest brands don't have time to break the law or be involved in some terrorist peace group. Get a job, you loosers!
And you have to admit, joking about sticking stuff up handicapped people's butts is way cool. Alito's right. Didn't you ever go to COLLEGE and join a FRAT HOUSE? Or maybe an organization that tries to keep out blacks and women the way Alito did? If you did, you'd know that it is really funny to haze handicapped people, especially mentally handicapped people, especially by threatening rape.
And that hurricane that killed all those people who weren't me. Like our government's failure to build a levy system is our government's fault. Get over it! We'll make the whole area into a resort casino and a corporate convention center. And finally, no blacks! Don't worry, we can hire some white actors and put them in blackface and they can reenact the history of ol' New Orleans in the 9th Ward Mall of America Megaplex and Themepark.
And kidnapping wives. It's not kidnapping. It's inviting her to a military keg party and... alright, so it's kidnapping. So what. We don't usually hurt them, I'm sure.
GET OVER IT, YOU LOOSER MORANS!
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