Santorum pleads..."Put on a bumper sticker. Is it that much to ask?"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Santorum's Yellow Elephant Speech

Brian has the video:

Santorum:

"And yet we have brave men and women who are willing to step forward because they know what's at stake. They're willing to sacrifice their lives for this great country. What I'm asking all of you tonight is not to put on a uniform. Put on a bumper sticker. Is it that much to ask? Is it that much to ask to step up and serve your country?"

I'm surprised he didn't ask for bake sales and Howard Dean impersonation contests too.

3:51:03 PM Comments (6) permalink3:51:03 PM

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[boobooday]

1. Serve your country with a bumper sticker?

And don't forget the plastic flag too, and when it fades, and falls off, gets run over and is lying by the side of the road, buy another!

Doing the equation: sacrificing your life = slapping a magnetic bumper sticker on your car.

Does not compute.

[Peanutcat]

2. Gosh! Is that all it takes?

Just putting on a bumper sticker?!

[brentspeak]

3. Make yourself feel brave, while also supporting Chinese slave labor

Put on a bumper sticker.

[DRoseDARs]

4. No, it's not too much to ask. It's too LITTLE to ask, you asshole. nt

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. Sound like he is ready to serve the country an order of freedom fries

WTF is that nitwit talking about?

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

6. Hanging my head in shame (AGAIN!)

What a f*cking embarrassment for Pennsylvania.:argh:

[July]

7. Bumper sticker = service to your country.

In Oz?

[Surya Gayatri]

8. Put on a bumper sticker--not a uniform...

sort of like a fig leaf or a loin cloth, just over the privates, or what?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[trogdor]

21. Well dammit!

If you're off playing Army in Iraq, you're not driving your SUV around with your Santorum '06 bumpersticker, are you?

[Maggie_May]

9. Is it to much for you Santorum

to get your head out of your ass and think about getting our troops home. Just think some idiots voted this guy in.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. I agree, Rick. How about "Americans against Neocon Extremists"

Thanks for the idea.

PS - Don't forget to give us your forwarding address after 11-06.

Shithead.

[tanyev]

11. Helpful tip for Ricky's supporters:

Shave any body hair in the affected areas before putting that bumper sticker on.

[Kahuna]

12. Typical freeper. Thinks a bumper sticker equates to making a

sacrifice in the war on terra.

[gratuitous]

13. I often accuse the GOP of "bumper sticker" patriotism

But I thought it was just hyperbole, fer crissakes.

[hopein08]

14. Okay, dumb question (it's my dial-ups fault!!!)

What is Operation Yellow Elephant?

I am cursed with dial-up and a very finicky computer so I try to avoid videos. Can someone fill me in, please?

And I'll be happy to put on a bumper sticker...the only requirement is that it say something about getting Ricky OUT OF OFFICE ASAP!!!

[elshiva]

15. He looks like PEE-WEE there!

[JohnLocke]

16. Spelling error in your signature line.

"neighbor"

[elshiva]

17. Thanks. It's fixed!

:hi:

[JohnLocke]

18. No problem.

:) :hi:

[NMMNG]

19. Ultimate mark of the Chickenhawk

"Bumpersticker is equivalent to putting on a uniform and risking body, mental health and even life".


What a complete fruitcake.

[Libby2]

20. Maybe the purple heart bandaids would work

[Dulcinea]

22. Santorum is an embarrassment.

Please, PA voters, send him back to the obscurity he so richly deserves.

[Skittles]

23. disgusting

in which branch of the military did Santorum serve ? Why do I even bother to ask ?????

[CrackpotAmerica]

24. Great Post..

I didn't see your post and posted it too... Oopsie!

:nominated:

[cyberpj]

25. What should we expect from the DUCT TAPE crowd. nt

[yellowcanine]

26. I could have a lot of fun with those stickers. Where can I get some?

I definitely don't want to pay for them.

[yellowcanine]

27. For example, with some paint, I could make one say "ant rum"