A Gay Easter?

[buff2]

Ha ha ha....I hope they pull it off.It's time EVERYBODY stood up for ALL our rights as Americans! I read this and thought it was too cool! Bless them and I am behind them 100%!

I am sick and tired of all the racist bigotry holier than thou shit coming from bu$h and his thug nazi brown-shirted followers.People are STANDING UP....we WILL take this country back,and they are going to have to FACE it! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

(Excuse this rag I got this from,but sometimes we have to hit the gutter to find out what they are saying)

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/006/596bqyrw.asp

[xchrom]

1. i won't open that -- i'll check back later and see

what's happening.

[neuvocat]

2. But Easter is SUPPOSED to be a happy occasion!

Oh. Not that kind of "gay" huh? Well I don't care. Let's have gay Easters anyway.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Easter has always been kind of a gay holiday

to me. No problem here.

[dusmcj]

4. Barney (not the dog, the dino) and the Easter Bunny in the Rose Garden

(secret service transcript)

a1: uhhh, blue six, hangnail, over

c3: hangnail, blue six, go ahead

a1: blue six, uhhh, hangnail, there's a purple dinosaur and a 6-ft tall rabbit chasing each other through the rose garden

c3: hangnail, blue six, control the situation

a1: blue six, hangnail, I can't see them right now, they're behind a rosebush. closing.

c3: hangnail, blue six, stay on them

a1: blue six, hangnail, uhhh, the dinosaur is committing an indecent act with the rabbit in a shrubbery

c3: hangnail, blue six, a shrubbery ???

a1: blue six, hangnail, affirmative, a shrubbery

c3: hangnail, blue six, are they visible to the public ?

a1: blue six, hangnail, affirmative, visible to the public

c3: hangnail, blue six, well get them out of there !!!!!!

a1: blue six, hangnail, affirmative, will remove the dinosaur and the rabbit from the shrubbery

a1: (open mike) ok fellas, freeze !!!! hey, you, put that back in there and zip your fly!!! this is federal property!!!! (muffled laughter) if you do not zip your fly and lie face down spreadeagled on the ground, I will blow your head off, do you understand me ????

c3: hangnail, blue six, what's your status ?

a1: blue six, hangnail, the dinosaur won't put his costume back on and the rabbit is crawling around on all fours. what do I do ?

c3: hangnail, blue six, handle it, dammit, eagle one is landing in 8 minutes and the misses and the girls are with him!!!!

a1: (alarmed) blue six, hangnail, roger that (open mike) ok you guys, that's it, freeze!!!! (sounds of scuffle) god damnit, you slob, ewwwwww

c3: hangnail, blue six, status ?

a1: blue six, hangnail, that damned dinosaur just made a, a mess, all over me. he's laughing too!!!

c3: hangnail, blue six, what kind of mess ? is it a biohazard ?

a1: blue six, hangnail, you better believe it's a biohazard!!! These people are pigs!!! (open mike) you son of a bitch, you're going DOWN!!! (laughter, unintelligible) oh yeah ?!! (thud) blue six, hangnail, send a bus and a hazmat team, we gotta get these pigs outta here!!

c3: hangnail, blue six, copy that, is the threat contained ?

a1: blue six, hangnail, roger that, there'll be no more fornicating on THIS piece of federal property

The End

A Doobosity administration (tm) nightmare...

with due obeisance to M. Python

[Rowdyboy]

5. Might have been interesting if they hadn't put eveything down in writing

and made their plans well known 3 months in advance. No problem, the White House will handle these guys easily. They'll jsut issue tickets this year, special tickets to those chosen ones, much like a Bush "speech".