Reach out and CAPTION

[underpants]

President Bush gestures during remarks about the global war on terror on Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 in Louisville, Ky. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[acmejack]

1. They scanned it & found nothing!

Anr I said to myself, "Self"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "Bin Laden's hiding in a cave. Kind of like this one!"

[mrcheerful]

3. See? this is my lobotomy scar.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. "Dr. Frist said he'd drill here, but doesn't expect to find anything"

[MoJoWorkin]

5. Move along--nothing to see here.

[trogdor]

6. This is where my brain would be if I had one.

I'm so smrt.

[txindy]

7. "I love that echoing sound when I tap right here"

:rofl:

[Surya Gayatri]

8. This is the nerve center

of the free world--fear not, for I am your Commander in Chief! SG

[underpants]

9. This is where I remember how to spell IQ

[Chimichurri]

10. Monkey Trainer: Show them where your head is, George

[underpants]

11. Well I don't know about Princeton but at Yale we wear our CAPs here

Harvard too

[underpants]

12. Yellow hat! Where is the man with the YELLOW HAT!!?!?!

[underpants]

13. So you see Vice President Cheney had some problem with his heart

[gulfcoastliberal]

14. Condi, you out there? You know this is the signal for a pee pee break!

[Tin Man]

15. And here's where the doctors implanted Cheney's silicon chip...

they's still werking out a few of the bugs, tho...

[Ganja Ninja]

16. "This is my brain on alcohol and crack, any questions?"

[Chiyo-chichi]

17. "How do I make such good decisions?... (taps head)...Kidneys."

[Rob H.]

19. Bwahaha!

:rofl:

[Chimichurri]

21. LOL freakin brilliant!

[Chiyo-chichi]

22. you can imagine him saying that, can't you?

[Vickers]

18. "Sorry, officer, that's as close as I can get to my nose."

:spank:

[EstimatedProphet]

20. "If I push really hard I can make it go right through!"

[AtomicKitten]

23. "If I only had a brain."