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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:04 PM
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...please give him a BJ...
Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 12:07 PM by SHRED
A good quote from the Randy Duke Forum:
http://dukecunningham.org/phorum/list.php?f=1


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George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress;

He has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit;

He has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population;

He has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe;

He has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment;

He has wantonly broken our treaty obligations;

He has condoned torture of prisoners;

He has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States;

He has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.


Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?


~David Dickey

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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:12 PM
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1. I nominate SHRED...as i don't have the stomach for it! ...
go ahead, take one for the team.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:18 PM
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13. Uhhh....
...no thanks.
:puke:
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:17 PM
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2. Heck, give me a razor. I'll shave my head and do it.
I don't think sexual preference even matters in an operation like this. He's just plain repulsive, period.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:42 PM
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4. Hi Frank Cannon!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 03:27 PM
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7. Thanks, newyalker99! (n/t)
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wiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 04:58 PM
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10. It would be funnier
if he let you shave his head. No one would know what to do! Maybe this is all part of the Nixon with the bowling ball howling syndrome? And although your offer is truly patriotic, I think I'd rather have him get caught with Sean Hannity going down....ohhh :puke:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 05:26 PM
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12. HAHAHA! Great way to introduce yourself...
Funny and brave! Welcome to DU! :hi:
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:22 PM
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3. finally! . . . a way for Ann Coulter to make herself useful . . . n/t
.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 03:03 PM
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5. I know a woman that will give him a hand job but not a BJ.
....and she's indeed not sure about the hand job.
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 03:05 PM
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6. Anna Nicole?
Maybe that's why the Administration is supporting Anna Nicole Smith?
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 03:31 PM
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8. I think Anna's (R), and Bush doesn't play for that team anyway
He's got a real weird thing for bald-headed dudes.









Check out http://www.satirium.com/pages/vol6/bushphotos.html for the full weirdness.

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wiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 04:52 PM
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9. The Full Weirdness!
Wow! What is up with that?
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bammertheblue Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 08:05 PM
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15. Who is that
in the 3rd picture? He looks pissed at *. It's a really disturbing picture.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 05:24 PM
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11. Eeewww... sadly there won't be many takers there.
Or likely even a single one.

But damn, that is funny! :rofl:
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:47 PM
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14. Not enough gold in Fort Knox.
:hurts:
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