New Year`s resolution suggestions for our Freeper Trolls

[democrank]

I`ve always thought the wisest thing to do was grab a little information from one side, grab a little from the other side, weigh the information as best I could then attempt a rational conclusion. Freeper trolls showed me an easier way....NEVER WASTE TIME THINKING. So, in keeping with their modus operandi, I`ve decided to choose some New Year`s resolutions for them so they can save their remaining brain cells for new MORAN poster designs.

In 2006, I will:

1. Keep a log book in my vehicle so I can take down the license plate numbers of any cars or trucks with anti-Bush or anti-war bumperstickers and report them immediately to Homeland Security or whoever is in charge of unAmerican activities.

2. Spray paint any Who Would Jesus Bomb? bumperstickers because people who ask that question probably believe in evolution, which is against our Constitution.

3. Spread the word about our healthy economy even though liberals keep lying about our national debt because they`re too stupid to know the government owns a lot of mints and they can just make more money if they need it.

4. Tell other people to enlist and explain to them that I`ll stay here where I can help spread freedom.

5. Call Washington Journal every morning and remind Americans that Saddam trained the terrorists who flew into the Twin Towers.

6. Find out who my representatives are in Congress and tell them to make a law against criminals having a defense lawyer.

7. Figure out how to get a law which makes the liberal media say only what Bush wants them to say because he`s the president and he has a right to do that under our Constitution.

8. Figure out how to make President Bush`s religion the National Religion.

9. Tell lawmakers to make it illegal to say "Happy Holidays."

10.Figure out how to make it illegal for Democrats to ask President Bush any questions because it`s none of their business.

[leftstreet]

1. The rightwing has turned freepers into sad conspiracy nuts

They've been drinking the koolaid for so long, at this point they're almost operatives.

What a sad way to run a political party. Sacrificing the sanity of your base, and plundering their piggybanks, all the while laughing behind their backs and referring to them as "whackos."

[No Exit]

10. "Almost" operatives??

They ARE operatives! Jeff Gannon is a freeper. And he's not the only one among them who is a genuine, sho' nuff, operative.

[louis-t]

2. You been talkin' to Boudelang agin?

Good post. Lou

[gandalfdf]

3. scary thing is

scary thing is that these probally are their new years resolution.

[billbuckhead]

4. They think that spelling in small letters is an insult. Such as john kerry

The funniest is when they come here and try to pretend they're rednecks or project some "salt of the earth" fantasy they think will win the working class to their side. They think that intentionally misspelling and using bizarre grammar will win the hearts of the working class just like their hero Chimpy does. Unfortunately for them, they don't control the medium on the internet. They look like winking crack whores who are groupies for circus clowns.

[tirechewer]

5. I'll give everyone...

I'll give everyone the link to the "Burger King" Christmas song, and tell them that this is a damn good job that a Real American should be proud of. Why don't I start now.:evilgrin: After all in Bush's shiny new economy this is a very good job!:wow:


http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

[No Exit]

11. I'm glad you get it.

I've noticed stuff like that, too. Especially the trolls that come on here and pretend to be "clueless about all this political stuff". And if anyone tries to nail them as trolls, people here claim you're not being "friendly".

More people here should see what happens to them if they try that bullshit on some wingnut site such as freerepublic.

[Gemini Cat]

6. #11 Start (or keep) looking in other peoples houses for

reading material that does not please the mis-administration and report them to HS.

#12 While you are busy checking out the reading material, check for any Gay behaviour. They are a threat to something, I'm just not sure what they are threatening. However, report them anyway for family values and all.

[flaminbats]

7. convince them to make a donation to DU

freepers may bring little to our forum, but it doesn't have to be that way ;)

[No Exit]

8. Number One resolution for them should be:

1. Kill self so that world will become better place.

[PurityOfEssence]

9. Have sex. It's fun.

You can always find a way to absolve yourself of the filth of carnal joy within your religion, so whoop it up; just make sure that your partner wants it too and that you're not leading him/her on with expectations of anything beyond what you're willing to deliver.

Try it, you'll like it. Lick it, they'll like it.

You'll also find that you don't want to crush and destroy everyone else afterward. Funny how that works.