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wakemewhenitsover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:36 PM
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Santa Claus Needs Our Support HO HO HO
Even though War on Christmas is a Republican issue, we know they refuse to make the sacrifices necessary to achieve total victory.

Let's face it, we're all in this war, and Santa and his brave reindeer are the ones in harm's way. It's up to us Dems to show our support by...

1. Body armor for Santa and reindeer.
2. Armor for Santa's sleigh.
3. X-ray equipment so elves can guarantee safety of Santa's toy bag.
4. Volunteers to taste-test cookies and milk left on mantle for Santa.

Any other suggestions?
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:37 PM
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1. I support the elves
Wouldn't that make a good bumpersticker for the War on Christmas?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:38 PM
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3. Hehehehe, a red and white striped ribbon sticker
:P
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:38 PM
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2. Night-vision goggles for Santa and all the reindeer.
Santa body-doubles are already in place in malls across the country.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:39 PM
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4. Someone ask Sen.Cornyn how this fits in
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:41 PM
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5. Make him take his little black boots off and look for bombs!
Minutemen to check Visas on elfin and reindeer workers
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 02:46 PM
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6. Santa Claus' campaign contributions
this is real: http://www.newsmeat.com/bystate_detail.php?st=PA&last=Claus&first=Santa
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 03:47 PM
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7. So who's gonna make the ribbon magnet?
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 03:55 PM
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8. we are working on it.
See post 1 and 3 :hi:
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