So, Chairman Dean sent 2 Democrats to the red states and rural America.

[IronLionZion]

They were on a feasibility study to see how Democrats can be a more national party and represent more of America. They traveled from Florida to Alaska and hit rural areas of the North and West as well.

The first Democrat was cranky from latte withdrawal because there weren't many Starbucks stores in rural America, so he reported to Chairman Dean: "This effort is futile, these ignorant hicks don't vote for Democrats."

The second Democrat had built himself a successful small business by investing in people and neighborhoods that the big corporations ignored. He reported: "Chairman Dean there is a tremendous opportunity here, these mistreated workers don't vote for Democrats! They have poor schools, no health insurance, low-paying jobs, and generally weak infrastructure. So far they have only been hearing from the Republicans, but if we show up and share our message and listen to their concerns, they just might throw out the bastards!"

[ananda]

1. The first "Dem" is really..

.. a Reeptile who is hijacking the term Democrat.

There are way too many so-called Dems who might as well be Repugnicans.

I want my party and my country back.

Go Dean!

[mzmolly]

2. The second Democrat has the right idea.

;)

[mitchtv]

3. I like the Second Dem, but

if the election were tommorrow, I fear the First would be closer.

[Cha]

4. The dem with latte problem

sounds like a dino who would rather be out enabling bush on Iraq or something.

The small business owner Dem sounds like a hard worker who is patient and willing to build from the ground up a Grassroots like this Planet has never seen before..Go DNC!! :patriot: :toast: :patriot: