Rrrrrrrrrrrring......Go ahead. Bush supporter from Idaho.

[democrank]

Thank you for taking my call.

I`m behind my president 1000 per cent because he stands up to the terrorists who tried to kill us all on 9/11. The president had secret information which led him right to Iraq where the majority of the highjackers are hiding. They had an underground Air Force over there. Plenty of planes to practice on. Hidden under the palaces in secret tunnels.

Saddam moved the WMD to Syria in some mobile units. I saw pictures of them on my teevee when Powell went to the United Nations. Thousands of these things that looked like Winnebagos only they were each outfitted with millions of tons of weapons which President Bush doesn`t allow. We`re the only country that can legally have these kinds of weapons because we`re the only country that can be trusted to not start a war.

Liberals want to cut and run. They don`t support the troops. John Kerry had fake war medals but I saw President Bush`s Vietnam War flight suit with my own eyes. It still looks good on him after all these years. He`s my hero. Born on a little ranch in Texas and rose all the way up to Leader of the World. I`d vote for him again if I could. He wants to cut my taxes. I`m all for it, especially during time of war. If the government has less money coming in, then the Democrats won`t be able to spend so much and there will be more left over for the war. I`d sign up myself but I think I can do more good right here, teaching people how freedom isn`t free.

[Sparkly]

1. I love it!

:thumbsup:

I look at states like Idaho the same way I'd look at relatives with, you know, problems... As in, "Shame about Idaho..."

[sinkingfeeling]

2. I think you nailed it.

[CottonBear]

3. Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.

You've nailed it exactly. :(

[Kali]

4. cough sputter hahahhaha

:spray: :rofl: :applause: :thumbsup: :toast:

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Haha..Sean Hannity wouldn't interrupt you on that rant.

He'd sit there nodding his head the whole time wondering if you were a cabinet member.

[uppityperson]

6. Embattled Hymn

Republican Anthem
Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds,
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds,
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON

From a friend from Leon in St.Paul

[Dinger]

8. Wow!!! Nice Job!!! Did You Write It?

I sang my way through your post.:patriot:

[uppityperson]

10. It was forwarded from a friend from a Leon in St. Paul

It seemed appropriate.

[Arkana]

17. So did I, funnily enough.

:patriot:

[Contrary1]

12. Ok...this anthem deserves its very own thread.

Do it...or else.



*** On edit...I see that you have already done so. It's a good thing.

[EVDebs]

16. Battle Him For The Republic ! eom

[LibDemAlways]

7. Thank you caller....and now a call on our

line for Democrats....oops, that person has hung up. We'll take another call on the line for supporters of the President.

"Hello, hello,"

"Go ahead caller"

"Uh, oh, ok. I just want to say that I agree with everything that last caller said. I just want to add that the godless, commie democrats are against Christmas. This is a Christian nation. If they don't like it they can move to France. Oh, and another thing. Those Bush haters on the left also want gays to be able to get married. My grannie told me they didn't even have gays when she was growing up, and now, because of the liberal media, they're everywhere. You can't turn on the tv without seeing a gay unless you watch FOX news or CBN.
It's a miracle those channels are even on the air. Clinton tried to shut them down you know.

Before I hang up I just want to say, God Bless George W. Bush. Now, there's a good Christian and a patriot. You'd never catch him committing a sin. Because of him the Iraqis are living better than ever. I was able to buy new seat covers for my 82 Accord with the tax rebate check he sent me a few years ago. Fine, fine man and a regular guy - the kind you could have a brew with - except he's such a moral man, he doesn't touch the stuff. Doesn't cuss either and attends church every Sunday - right along with Cheney....Did you know that Cheney served two tours in Vietnam? Well, I have to go. Rush is coming up......"

"Thanks caller...And now our next guest on our completely unbiased program is author Ann Coulter.."

[Talismom]

9. Love it! Happy to give you the 5th kick! n/t

[laugle]

11. Straight from the talking points of Hannity, Coulter and Pig man!!!

[bahrbearian]

13. Here an old picture of chimpy working the family farm

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Mv7NQa63OgUJ:members.aol.com/ASRogers3/Boyplowing.JPG

[librechik]

22. heh--no pictures allowed--shirtless Bush too graphic for kids

[Autonomy]

14. LOL it's funny because it's true.

I wish I could recommend this one twice.

[rucky]

15. I agree, caller. You are Da Ho. n/t

[Toots]

18. Tell George to quit playing with the phone and get back to Prezdentin

:rofl:

[dae]

19. I'm grinnin' like the jackass that ate them briars.

:toast:

[Inland]

20. It's dizzying to see it all in one place. nt

[librechik]

21. gotta love the Bush Narrative they concocted

it's better than the Three Bears and Goldilocks, and about as believable.

You forgot, though, that back in those days the Crawford ranch was still just a tiny log cabin, and Little George would crawl out of his bassinette to chop all the wood for the family! Ahhh...studying the baseball statistics by the flickering firelight...clearing all the brush...

[IDemo]

23. Shucks, we ain't ALL inbred freepers here

You should try living here sometime, and deal with keeping a positive political outlook from one s-election to the next. There are a few isolated progressive/Democrat pockets in the state: Boise, Sun Valley, Pocatello, Moscow, Coeur d'Alene. Once you venture out into the farm/ranch/resource-extraction counties, however, Dems may as well nominate Pol Pot and expect to win -- not gonna happen!

[pat_k]

24. Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over

You've all probably seen this, but this post brought it to mind.

It's all so horribly true (akin to the accuracy with which you captured the generic Bush supporter)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

The Onion
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
January 17, 2001 | Issue 37•01

WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

President-elect Bush vows that "together, we can put the triumphs of the recent past behind us."

"My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."

Bush swore to do "everything in power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including. . .

[David Zephyr]

25. You tell, 'em!

Ah lack Bush's belief systum, mahself.

[Rocknrule]

26. Sadly, its hard to tell what's satire these days