And what do you want for Christmas, Little Georgie....

[kentuck]

Do you wish to see another big disaster to get the focus off your own incompetence and low poll numbers?

Do you wish to see the Iraqis put up a statue of you where Saddam used to stand?

What do you want, Little George?

Do you want a new mountain bike so you can ride all around the ranch and not think about all the tragedy and death you have created in this world?

Or do you want God to give you a miracle in Baghdad so everybody could live happily ever after?

What do you want for Christmas, Junior?

[FormerRepublican]

1. Georgie's been a bad boy. Doesn't matter what he wants - all he gets is

coal. Santa's on to him, you know.

[spindrifter]

2. Not coal! He's already got his

support from the coal miners! He wants a Mikie Brown doll. It comes in a N*rdstrom box. It has FEMA outfits and regular shirts with roll-up sleeves. Also in the box there's a Crackberry that really works. It receives messages with lots of misspelled words. Some are marked URGENT. Let's look under Mikie. OH! There are coupons for a whole bunch of fast food joints. Whew! They're only good for 79 cents each, so they'll be gone soon.
What else is in that box..yeah, way in the corner, Georgie. You got it. It's the margarita stuff.
L~~
S ~ R
~~P~~

No, Georgie! Bad boy. Stay out of the other corner....the whisky's for Poppy.

[FormerRepublican]

4. Yeah, he does seem a little obsessed with "You're doing a heck

of a job!" Brownie. Won't even let him get canned like he deserves.

But Georgie's been a bad boy, and I don't see Santa rewarding him with a Brownie doll. I think Santa would give him a poster of Howard Dean and a copy of every poll since Katrina hit, along with a short note that says "get a FREAKING clue!"

:rofl:

[spindrifter]

5. Great gift idea!

[Christa]

3. Coke - not the liquid.

:bounce: :evilgrin:

[KoKo]

6. According to the Astrologers he's gonna get something BIG!

And, the American People will be saddened about it well into January.

But, that's just Astrologers...and we know that they are all bogus.

I'm thinking it's another terrorist attack here, but then it could be a horrible snowstorm Christmas week with death and distruction and FEMA has run out of money. It could be anything..

:shrug: Just thought I'd be a "harbinger of doom" on your post, Kentuck..but seriously...Astrologers seem to think something BIG is coming Christmas week.

[FormerRepublican]

7. Got any links? I'd like to see what they have in mind...

[KoKo]

8. Here's one of the best...

http://www.starlightnews.com/

Click on "Nancy's Blog" on the left hand side. And after you read that go to the Bush Timeline and Scroll for December 2005.

There are others who are all predicting Christmas week to be really bad. :scared: