Photo: "Bush joins country singer Cheryl White in a Christmas song"

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U.S. President George W. Bush joins country singer Cheryl White in a Christmas song at the end of the Christmas Pageant of Peace on the Ellipse in front of the White House in Washington December 1, 2005. Bush briefly addressed the crowd before leading in the lighting of the National Christmas tree. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

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Iraqi women mourn the death of slain Sheik Norzad Taher, a member of the Guidance and Islamic Call group, during his funeral procession in Kirkuk, Iraq, Friday, Dec. 2, 2005. Iraqi soldiers discovered Thursday the body of a Kurdish cleric four days after he was kidnapped in this northern city, police said.(AP Photo/Yahya Ahmed)

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1. How much of a tune can a chimp carry? Can you understand the words?

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[Hubert Flottz]

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If you think the Eagle was soar after Ashcroft sang about him, you ain't heard nothing yet! Bush would melt the wax outta' reagan's ears and big headed Ronnie is long dead and roasting in GOP Heaven. There is one song he should work up and remember the words to and it goes like this here::::

Edwin Starr - War


War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all

War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

Ohhh… War! I despise
Because it means destruction’
Of innocent lives

War means tears
to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to fight
and lose their lives

I said - War! Huh – Good God y’all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

War! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker
War! It’s an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind

War has caused unrest in the younger generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die?

Ohhh… War – Good God Y’all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it

War! Uh-huh – Yeah - Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

War! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
War! It’s got one friend, that’s the undertaker
War has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean
Life is much to precious to spend fighting wars these days
War can’t give life, it can only take it away

War! Huh – Good God y’all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

War! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there’s got to be a better way

War! Huh – Good God y’all
What is it good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it


War! Huh – Good God y’all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!

[ixion]

3. Christmas Pageant of Peace?

oh please. :eyes:

Has there ever been a more UN-PEACEFUL admin in the WH? I certainly think these hucksters are in the top 3, to be sure, if not at the top of the list. :grr:

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Did you ever know a cowherd...err...cowboy who didn't sing?

I'm an old cowherd from the Rio Grande
And my mind is blowed I got a teeny gland
I'm a cowherd who's married to a cow
And I drink more beer than my cow allows
And I sure ain't a-fixin' for to quit it now
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay, Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

I'm an old cowherd from the Rio Grande
Never learned to ride I can hardly to stand
I'm a drunken fool who ain't up to date
I know every bar in the Lone Star state
'cause I drive 'round stoned in my Ford V-8
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay


And I come to town for some campaign dough
I sing all the songs that the crackheads know
And I drinks Jim Beam and I snort some blow
'cause I learned from Rush on the radio
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

[fasttense]

5. When did he do this little sing along??

Seems to me, that brush's handlers are trying real hard to make him look like he is once again an everyday Joe, what with the jury notice and all. Hmmm, I wonder if he'll be visiting NASCAR country soon? Better yet, maybe he'll visit Dolly Wood and Gatlinburg. They sure need the help what with the recent slump in sales and all.