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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:23 PM
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Anyone else hear Limbaugh say, "And people wonder why I don't have kids"?
Hell Rush, I assumed that every time you found some woman too drunk to fight you off, you just couldn't get it up.
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:25 PM
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1. No ya flaming Nazi gasbag, We KNOW why you don't have kids.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:26 PM
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2. I don't think anybody wonders
why Jeff Christie has no kids.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:27 PM
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3. Pittsburgh . . . early 70s . . . .
Jeff Christie allegedly busted for gay pandering.

Nah, Rush, ya Oxymoron, we don't wonder.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:28 PM
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4. I thought he did...
but I'm really, really glad if he doesn't.

Whew.

This is a good day for the gene pool.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 03:06 AM
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21. Naw, that's not a kid. It's an anal cyst.
Easy mistake to make when you imagine what a kid of his would probably look like.:)
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:30 PM
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5. right on, brother Bravo, right on!
don't think he could get it up for any woman
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:33 PM
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6. Seriously, he thinks people wonder?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:35 PM
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7. "It's true.....
Edited on Fri Nov-25-05 04:36 PM by tularetom
that man has no dick." -Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:49 PM
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12. One of the most quotable movies ever...
and one of the quotes that cracks me up every time I hear it.

Thanks
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:39 PM
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8. I wish his parents didn't have kids! n/t
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:45 PM
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9. ...LOL
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:53 PM
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13. They actually didn't. He and his brother were hatched in a science lab
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:46 PM
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10. I hate having Rush Limbaugh lumped in with those
like us, who chose not to have children after a LOT of thought and discussion. Our reasons for this decision are many and complex. At the same time, we love our family and friends' children, and don't pass up any opportunity to spend time with them.

I guarantee that comment will not sit well with 99% of his listeners. They don't want to be reminded that their hero has feet of clay.

Julie
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:48 PM
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11. I heard that. He's divorced 3 times, probably never got laid once.
Between the drugs and the repulsiveness that surrounds his sorry ass it's no wonder, but THANK GOD HE NEVER DID.
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ArkySue Donating Member (647 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:55 PM
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14. Frankly
I'd rather jamb ice picks through my ears than listen to ANYTHING that douche-bag has to say.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 05:15 PM
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you have to be more blunt ..... so you don't like him?
:rofl:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 05:15 PM
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15. Dupe
Edited on Fri Nov-25-05 05:16 PM by Botany
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Greyhound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 05:18 PM
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16. C'mon I know there are more than a few ladies here that could
testify that the Limpdick types invariably have lots of "sexual issues" from erectile dysfunction to "tiny penis syndrome".
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 05:36 PM
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17. You gotta stop listening to that guy!
It's healthier to smoke a pack a day.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 05:51 PM
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18. I thought he and Jeff Gannon were playing 'Hide The Salami'
:rofl:
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 06:19 PM
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19. I wasn't wondering...
I was just being grateful.
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BenDavid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 11:48 PM
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20. Excuse me but
one has to have sexual relations and plant the seed to the egg, and as far as I know this man has never consumated any of his marriages. Well of course there is asexual reproduction and then this man could really go **** himself....
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