The ole Bill Clinton and Oral Sex nonsense

[BOSSHOG]

Once again I read that our children are engaging in oral sex because of Bill Clinton. (No factual data, just right wing ranting.) This really pisses me off because me and my high school girlfriend invented oral sex at a drive in movie in 1971 in my ole Chevy pickup truck in a fashion that would make Houdini proud; and now Bill Clinton is getting all the credit? Give a guy a break. Oh, and I know some of you old fart liberals are gonna chime in and say that you invented oral sex long before 1971. Go ahead, do your best at rewriting history.

[Oceansaway]

1. thanks for the chuckle !!

[sinkingfeeling]

2. You're right. I'm going to tell you a secret. I know oral sex existed

way back in the 40's!

[BOSSHOG]

4. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The drive in movie I was referring to was on Highway 62 west of Fayetteville where a super walmart now exists. I don't recall what the movie was. FHS and UA grad here. Fayetteville, 70's, the greatest place on the planet.

[one_true_leroy]

3. problem is... you didn't patent it... think of the money you've missed!

[BOSSHOG]

11. That would be awesome wouldn't it?

Royalties? Maybe I could sell the patent.

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Damn! I though I was the one who invented oral sex...

in 1980. Seems I was wrong. :(

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. All those years I wasted thinking oral sex was talking about gettin' some.

Thanks for busting my bubble.........I hope you're happy.

[damntexdem]

7. It's jus duspickable rewritin of history, ain't it?

Actually, oral sex was invented by Oona-the-short, a Neanderthal, in about 32,000 BCE. It was quite popular until the invention of breechcloths.

[BOSSHOG]

8. Wait a minute (he said with squinted eyes)

You are saying humans were having oral sex on earth before earth was invented. You fucking liberals making shit up left (and right.)

By the way, with or without breechcloths is remains "quite popular."

[Vickers]

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[BOSSHOG]

10. I'm really quite humbled and thank you

The idea just kept coming to me.

[liam_laddie]

12. Oral?

You mean.. like when you're both screaming and laughing and yelping and...stuff is coming outta your pie-hole? Like that? Never heard of it...