Conservative's plans for a 17 year old in America Today

[BOSSHOG]

- take a vow of celibacy
- do not cheat on the celibacy pledge by engaging in oral sex
- join the Army (so I don't have to)
- Go to Iraq
- Get blown up
- Come home and be buried

- Since you are still in school, tell all your classmates that Representative Murtha of Pennsylvania is an unpatriotic, cowardly liberal bastard. Don't ask why, just do it.

Who says they don't have a plan.

[unblock]

1. 17 year olds who die before 2009 die estate tax free!!

[Skittles]

2. you forgot the parts about not voting and not drinking

yes INDEED

[BOSSHOG]

4. Hi Skittles

and thanks for the recent PM you sent me; greatly appreciated. I must admit something terrible to you. My first vote for President was in 1972 for Nixon via absentee ballot from bootcamp in San Diego. Please forgive me. I have grown wise beyond my years since then.

I appreciate you making my post better:

Conservatives to 17 year olds - Don't drink, don't fuck, don't vote, just go die for ME!

[Skittles]

12. LOL

YOU HAVE LONG BEEN FORGIVEN MY SWEET. :hi:

[AlCzervik]

3. Conservatives stop caring once you exit the womb.

[Kolesar]

5. -Girls get a job at Walmart after school

-get married
-have kids
-when the youngest is 4, put him in preschool &go back to Walmart part time
-when the oldest is 18, get him to enlist for "the college money" you don't have
-retire at 74 when you are too weak or disabled to continue working

[BOSSHOG]

6. That trickle down economics is so handy

Your post reminds of an experience I had while serving in the Navy. A young Sailor from Arkansas was killed in an accident onboard his ship in the early 80's (non-combat related). It was part of my CACO (casualty assistance calls officer) duty to inform his next of kin as designated on his record of emergency data of his death and what the Navy would do for the family. His mother was his beneficiary and me and my boss went to her home to inform her. I hated those damn things but we gave her the information, condolences, points of contact, everything we were supposed to do and the only thing the bitch was concerned about was the insurance money. Not one tear shed and her baby was dead. Her only concern was that insurance money.

[Kolesar]

10. That's very sad

As if the rest of the news today isn't bad enough.

You know, I came about ->||<- this close to becoming a Navy officer in 1980. My late father talked me into quitting NROTC scant weeks before the deadline. Just thought I would share that with you.

[Debi]

7. My son will be 17 Tuesday

:scared: fucking * Administration

[BOSSHOG]

8. Lets work extra hard to ensure that if he joins the Military

it will be his choice. I did 24 years and I do not believe anyone should have to serve if they don't want to. I think we are slowly starting to head in the right direction. I wish your son all the best guidance in his future decisions. Surely this nightmare of a commander in chief will be put out to pasture soon.

[fed-up]

9. MY PLAN for my 17 year old son

1. Have all the protected sex that you want (after you finish your homework) as you may
not live long under this regime

2. Please brush your teeth, before and after (new Swede study)

3. Make sure you turn in the OPT OUT form I sign every year

4. Move to Belize, New Zealand or Japan, which ever we can afford if you are drafted

5. Get blown as much as you can-see numbers 1 and 2 above

6. Don't come home until the * administration is under lock and key

7. Be sure to pass out lots of counter-recruitment flyers and remind classmates to sign the
Opt-Out form every year

[LVdem]

11. Oh, to be 17 again...

No sex
No head
No future

[Romigi]

13. You also forgot that they have to do whatever the Reverend Don Wildmon...

tells them to do. And then they also have to murder gays and alert the sheriff to those dadburn terrorists. lol