I am officially a republican

[thefloyd]

Dick Cheney cleared all loose ends up tonight during a speech given to supporters. Chainy made clear those who question our government are clearly questioning the troops and therefore are aiding insurgents and terroists. Also, torture is the way after 9/11. Torture rules!! Not only is torture entertaining the polaroids make for great fundraising

:sarcasm:

[JuniperLea]

1. reading your post is torture

good job! you are a fine amerkun.

:sarcasm:

[chalky]

10. Don't knock torture...after reading this post, I have seen the light!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=160&topic_id=15598&mesg_id=15598

Hallelujah and pass the taser.

[JuniperLea]

15. Doh!

Great read! Now where did I put those whips and chains?

:evilgrin:

:spank:

:patriot:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Go to Iraq!

:popcorn:

[charlyvi]

2. I'm switching my party affiliation.

I can't wait to vote "R". I hope when they finally get around to building the arenas, so we can all go watch the torture on Saturday afternoons, that they allow cameras so we can paste the snapshots in our scrapbooks.

:sarcasm:

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. That cheney is a hell of a salesman!

[Roland99]

4. Taking all the stickers off of my car - gonna buy me a gun and a Bible!!

[Vickers]

5. Holy SHIT, can I shop at WalMart now?!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[AnnieBW]

6. I've Had My Lobotomy

And now I'm going to change my voter registration and head over to a Fundamentalist Christian church. :D

- Annie, who has only 1/2 an hour left until I get a bottle in fronta me. :D

[YDogg]

7. Speaking of polaroids, where are the AG pictures?!?

Just wonderin'.

[charlyvi]

9. Oh Demi-god Cheney is having 8 by 10 glossies

made up of them to line his office walls. Keeps the blood up ya know.

[Nitrogenica]

8. The Cheney is good! VERY VERY GOOD!!

[rumpel]

12. LOL. Great one!

:rofl:

[bionaut111]

11. Conservative Leader says Government in Hands of Psychopaths

lolol
This should make Bush and some of his loyal republibots happy.
A prominent republicans has called Bush and the neocons psychopaths.

"Former associate editor of the Wall Street Journal and former Assistant Secretary of the US Treasury Dr. Paul Craig Roberts expressed his dire warning that the US government has fallen into the hands of psychopaths and that the Neo-Cons in the Bush administration may be set to stage another terror attack in the US as part of a black operation to demolish growing dissent and coerce the public to rally behind the government once again."

http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=3506

It's embarrasing being a republican these days. Unless you like the company of psychopaths. lolol

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Wow! Welcome to DU.

[dchill]

14. I had the TV turned up pretty loud -

and I could swear I heard his teeth grinding...

;)

[thefloyd]

17. Actually

you heard Bush's coke jaw.

[quaoar]

16. And don't forget

those Polaroids can be swapped for porn, too.

[Maggie_May]

18. Oh ok Cheney since

I can't think for myself I believe you.:sarcasm:

[VivaLasVegan]

19. When The Arenas Are Built

Why stop with torture?
My husband and I have oft discussed the arena venue for public
execution by stoning (hey, the nights get long sometimes...)
as both a hot  entertainment vehicle and a guaranteed
revenue-raiser as well. General admission to view separated by
a fence from the closer. more expensive seats which each
include a bucket of stones with the option to buy 1 more (All
transactons must be completed before the beginning of the
event; personal protecton gear is not required but is highly
recommended.  The management is not resonsible blah, blah,
blah...).
Instead of paying for clean-up afterwards, select, by drawing,
seatholders (from both areas) who may then choose to
participate in clean-up by showing up at the proper gate. When
enough seatholders have responded, they will be allowed to
gather and refill the empty buckets and return them to the
storage area, where they will be given one ticket per bucket
for a new computer drawing to be held quarter-annually (thus,
tying in education--everybody likes education).
And if, by chance, the stonee lives through all this, s/he is
given a government reprieve (not a pardon) and their sentence
reduced to life w/out parole. So it's a win-win situation,
dontcha think?