If you can't get into the CC, you shouldn't be able to get on Delay jury!

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There's been some really good news here recently for defrocked House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

No, the court hasn't decided whether to honor his request to move his trial out of Austin to a friendlier, more conservative location. But, doggone it, he just saved $500 on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

OK, so I just made that part up. But this DeLay dude sure is being treated like a special child, isn't he?

Austin American Statesman

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1. John Kelso is amusing

here's a recent one about mooning the Klan.

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/stories/11/1kelso.html

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2. He is a real Austin character.

He is also really irate about the political situation.