39 rocks!

[DemoTex]

We need more like him. Forget 40/41/43. Know what I mean?

[evlbstrd]

1. Mr. Carter is by far the best ex-President we ever had.

At least in the last century.

[DemoTex]

2. 39 just admitted that, too.

Carter said that he is probably a better ex-president than he was a president. To bad the neo-cons of his day knee-capped him.

[evlbstrd]

3. I'm glad that people recognize that.

Because he screwed to the wall hard.
If we had stuck with his energy policies alone, we'd be so much better off today.

[DemoTex]

4. Can you imagine a fleet average 60 mpg?

OPEC would be history. So would Bu$hco.

[evlbstrd]

5. Or ubiquitous solar?

Much farther advanced and more efficient than where we are now?
It boggles the mind.

[DemoTex]

6. Could 'av, would 'av, should 'av.

Eh?

[evlbstrd]

7. That's for sure.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

[DemoTex]

8. Amen! Southern writer Harry Crews said, in "The Gospel Singer" ..

Pray in one hand, and shit in t'other. See which hand fills up first.

[evlbstrd]

9. I've never read him.

But so much Southern wisdom is Universal Truth.

[DemoTex]

10. Google "Harry Crews".

He is a character (and an English professor at the University of Florida).

[evlbstrd]

11. He looks like a guy I'd enjoy reading.

Thanks for the tip.