Have You All Seen Chairman & CEO Raymond of Exxon Corp.?

[leftchick]

I had not either until they made these obscene profits recently....



In a file photo Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond laughs during a news conference in Dallas, Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Exxon Mobil Corp., the largest publicly traded oil company in the world, on Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005, said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period's hurricanes hampered production. Revenue grew to $100.72 billion from $76.38 billion in the prior-year period. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

[spindrifter]

1. I wouldn't dare

to invite him over for dinner.

[shaniqua6392]

2. I think he is stuffing those ridiculous profits

in his big fat chin!!

[hatrack]

3. Combine Trent Lott & Dick Cheney, then melt the result

You get the picture . . .

[tridim]

4. Looks like a Martin Short character

A cross between a melting Jiminy Glick and the stressed out lawyer he played on SNL.


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[Divernan]

5. Put your thumb over his rug to see the real man - ugly!

I suppose some poor woman is married to this guy. Picture him snoring with his mouth open and that lava flow chin wobbling like a turkey wattle. The GOP should send him to a plastic surgeon and Condi to an orthodontist.