'Twas the night before Fitzmas

[DesertRat]

And all through the house....

your turn

[Hissyspit]

1. Everyone stirring, scared shitless in the White House

[MrSlayer]

3. Rhyming house with house is bad.

Like a Steve Miller song.

[Hissyspit]

10. I wasn't really trying to add to the poem. I was just stating the obvious.

Guess I was being pompotous! :P

[Botany]

2. OK

Rove was sweating bullets
karma was going to catch up w/
that louse.

But at the court house their a rose
such a clatter ........

[Nay]

4. That Fitgerald sat up and said, "What the heck is the matter?"

[nookiemonster]

5. He was losing continence, and emptied his bladder.

n/t

:)


edited for spelling

[Botany]

7. Treason ...... perjury ....... lying to get us into a war

What is this chatter.

And swiftly to his law books he did scurry
"I have to put 'em away ..... i will do a good
job no need to hurry."

[nookiemonster]

8. With integrity and character,

being his claim to fame,
He pulled out a notebook, with a name "Valerie Flame"

Poor Judy Miller had made such a mess
It would be quite fun to see her distress

[Botany]

9. and Rove was in his office ....

.... in a terrible huff.
So the Secret Service let in Gannon
to Give him a quick Puff.

[DesertRat]

11. LOL

:applause: :rofl:

[nookiemonster]

12. When Gannon finished, he packed us his things,

Rove was in shambles, stuffed his face with hot wings

[Botany]

13. And down the hall was a man called Libby .....

and he was on the phone to his boss,
Dick you made me tell that Fibby

And in in the oval office
was you know who
Crying, praying, and drinking
because their were more indictments
then for just the two.

[nookiemonster]

14. Dick Cheney screamed "Plame wasn't a NOC!"

Fitz just sat smiling, cleaning Dick's clock.

Fitz exclaimed, "What was the reason?"
"To sell out your country and commit treason?"


LOL Botany, you're getting ahead of me.
:rofl:


edited for oversight

[Ce qui la baise]

6. It's beginning to look alot like Fitzmas. Tomorrow Tomorrow.

[DesertRat]

15. I love ya, tomorrow n/t

[0007]

16. Hmmmmm

Tis was the night before Fitzmas
And all through the house
the whole damn congress was drunk as a louse.

Laura just home from the cat house
and me out of jail
just settled down for a good piece of tail

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter
I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter
quick as a flash
I went to the shutter
and fell on my ass.

And much to my blood shot eyes did appear
was a tall tall man named Saint Fritz drinking a beer
with twelve persons ready for trial
I threw up everything including my bile.

I heard Saint Fritz laugh and shout as he rode out of sight
justice and peace for all Americans and a happy good night.