What would you ask John Bolton?

[realFedUp]

Senator Barbara Boxer wants to know:

This week, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and UN Ambassador John Bolton -- two key figures on the Bush Administration's foreign policy team -- will be coming to Capitol Hill to testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

This is one of our best opportunities to demand answers to the many questions that millions of Americans are asking about Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea, our relationships with our allies around the world, and our progress in the war on terrorism -- answers the Bush Administration so rarely provides.

On Wednesday, I will be presenting our Iraq petition to Condoleezza Rice, signed my more than 107,000 Americans demanding a success strategy and timetable that will get our brave troops home as soon as possible.

But before then, on Tuesday, John Bolton will be testifying. At this critical time for our country, I want to be sure to take your thoughts and ideas into the hearing room with me -- and so I ask for your input.

[DBoon]

1. I would ask John Bolton:

"Have you ever considered using an anti-depressant to moderate your violent emotional swings?"

[calico1]

2. "Why are you such a prick?" n/t

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Who told you the mustache was hot? nt

[ozarkvet]

4. Is your mustache alive?

Does it have a name?

And how are the kidney stones these days? Embarassed your note to Shrub got photographed?

All passed?

[The Witch]

5. Your thoughts on Yosemite Sam's pending paternity suit?

:chasing after:

Mr. Ambassador... Mr. Ambassador! You can't shut the press out, sir!

[hobbit709]

6. Are you a natural-born

asshole or did you take lessons?

[choie]

7. why...

Why don't you confess to outing Valerie Plame and,
Why did you visit Judith Miller when she was in jail?

[movonne]

10. The first one, I think I know that one...but the 2nd, I sure would like to

know..

[SledDriver]

8. Ehh... What's up, doc?

In my best Bugs Bunny voice to his Yosemite Sam.

[beingthere]

9. why the hell were you visiting Judy Miller in jail?

[HughBeaumont]

11. "Are you the rootinest, tootinest, toughest hombre west of the Pecos?"

[htuttle]

12. Is it true that you threw John Kokal off the roof of the State Department

...or is that just an ugly rumor?

[donkeyotay]

13. He should be asked for the names on the intercepts

Remember the Senate holding out for those names, which they never got? Then the preznit did the recess appointment. What are they hiding? Or ask him what his assignment is at the UN. Is it just to screw it up in general or are we going to invade another country?

[realFedUp]

14. thanks all, for serious and silly, hope the Sen. has aides who read DU

if not her, some other Senator.

[spindrifter]

15. I'd simply ask him to tender

his resignation. Tonight will do.