"Bush cronyjobs.com" Web Site: Like "Monster.com" for scum of the earth

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

A Small Sampling of Our Satisfied Clientele:



NAME: Harriet Miers
POSITION: Associate Justice, US Supreme Court
SALARY: $202,900/year (pending)
TESTIMONIAL: "Not only did CronyJobs set me up with a faboo White House staff position, now I'm getting a life-long appointment to try out this 'Judge' stuff. I can hardly wait to meet that sexpot Ruth Bader Ginsberg!"



NAME: Michael Brown
POSITION: Director: Federal Emergency Mgmt. Agency
SALARY: $145,600/year
TESTIMONIAL: "I just love my FEMA corner office with the mahogany furniture and the perky little secretary. And thanks to CronyJobs, my Florsheim penny loafers have slipped in their last pile of Arabiac horse dung!"



http://www.cronyjobs.com/

PRESIDENTIAL PALS & BACKERS:
"Apply" now to secure a lucrative career both decrying and luxuriating in the spoils of Big Government! No experience necessary! Don't miss your chance to suckle greedily at America's soon-to-be-bankrupt bureaucracy teat!
PERSONAL INFORMATION:
Name:
Address:
City: State: ZIP:
PROFESSIONAL INFORMATION:
Current Employer:

Previous Employer:

Position Desired:

Relevant Skills: (Check All That Apply)
Cardio Weights Ab Sculpting Spinning
Golf Polo Yachting Safari
Attending Meetings Reading Memoranda
Delegating Work Prostate-Tickling Sycophancy

Have You Ever Been Indicted For a Felony?
Yes (Only Once) Yes (More Than Once) Not Yet

Where Did You Hear About This Opportunity?

Compensation Desired:

GOP Campaign Contributions Per Annum:

References: (Check All That Apply)
George W. Bush George H.W. Bush Jesus

Interests: (Check All That Apply)
Freedom® Invasions Anti-Intellectualism
Flag Pins Obedience Patrio-Groupthink
Illegal Propagandizing The War on Faggotry

Affiliations: (Check All That Apply)
Yale Harvard Al-Anon
DEKE Skull & Bones Kappa Kappa Kappa
WTO Wholesale Exploitation & Subjugation Alliance

[Wapsie B]

1. It's feeding time at the hog house.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. http://nocronies.com/

http://nocronies.com/

[skids]

3. Awesome! Recommended.

A friend of mine has a few choice words about the current OSHA head.

The form should be reworked a bit so people can fill out entries for other cronies as suggestions.