Freeper Photo Freak-Show

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1493884/posts

a smorgasbord of photos of Chimp and his menagerie taken today, 9/29, at Robert's swearing in.

Chimp photo collectors and PhotoShopers take your pick!

[atommom]

1. Wow. What a treasure trove of freaky photos!

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2. are these B*sh's legs (the crossed pair)?

[atommom]

38. I thought they were Roberts'!

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39. does Roberts shave his, too?

[atommom]

40. I'm not sure whether space lizards actually HAVE leg hair.

Anyone know?

[xxqqqzme]

48. who's the geek in the background grinning like

a goon?


And what is w/ that hallway lined w/ 50 million flags? Why do these people need a constant reminder of the country where they live? Looks alot like 1930's U know where.

[Dulcinea]

60. Mrs. Roberts needs a new hairdo.

Her forehead is big enough to show movies on.

[5X]

3. I didn't know roberts had such nice legs...

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They are a little small though.

[pnorman]

17. DANG!!!!

You guys beat me to it!! (Butsmall as they are, I'm still betting they belong to Dubya).

pnorman

[priller]

78. Isn't that what is called "merging"?

The classic example being the lamp post growing out of a head. A pretty basic no-no in composition. You wonder if it was intentional.

[Rainbowreflect]

4. There are a couple of really weird ones with a pair of legs.

I cannot tell who's legs they are.

[LoKnLoD]

5. that is just morbid

why would you want to look at all those freaks over and over.

Edit - BTW Bush is looking older than the Dick these days.

Does this remind anyone of the Michael Jackson Lisa Marie Presley Kiss:



Chief Justice of the United States John Roberts, center, leans over to kiss his wife Jane as President Bush looks on

[stevedeshazer]

15. How romantic

It looks like she's shoving him away.

[chalky]

20. He gives his wife the "air kiss"?

How....not-particularly-straight of him.

[nickinSTL]

44. heck, there was more feeling

in the MJ-Lisa Marie Presley kiss...

:puke:

[WinkyDink]

72. As Bush looks enviously

upon HER.
Heh.
Seriously, LOOK at how Bush is wetting his lips in a weird (gay) kind of anticipation of being kissed by Roberts!

[npincus]

6. Condi, can I go to the bathroom?

NOW, please!

[CrackpotAmerica]

7. I Swear, we only stopped for one drink on the way here! NT

[CrackpotAmerica]

12. Oh yeah, Nominated! NT

[Zynx]

21. "Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?"

[trogdor]

45. Must...not...smirk...

[lady lib]

52. Dumbya: "Does anyone else hear an echo in here?"

:rofl:

[npincus]

8. Can you BELIEVE that Dumbass is president?

No Sis, I can't!

[BuddhaGirl]

31. YUCK!!!!

why are those kids dressed like kids in the 1950's??

[trogdor]

46. Did boys wear short pants like that in the 50's?

I think you gotta go back to at least 1910.

[momster]

63. Dressing like it's 1959

I'm a mom, I know lots of moms, both Republican and Democrat. Nobody I've ever met, weddings, funerals, fancy parties, family reunions, you name it, dresses the kids like this. Big ol' Shirley Temple bows, short pants, shiny shoes (okay, maybe for the girls)...WTF? Throw in the fact that Momma Roberts' dress matches Daddy Roberts' tie and I'm scenting a dysfunctional group trying desperately to fit some kind of image of the 'model family'.

[WinkyDink]

73. These 2 are Stepford kids, OBVIOUSLY!

I mean, only aliens would dress their kids in such completely "1954 Madame Alexander doll" styles!!

Plus, young Master Roberts looks about to break into a Hofbrauhaus jig!

[ticapnews]

76. Just giving us a preview of what life will be like in a few years...

Back to the 50's we go!

Women: Back in the kitchens (and bring me a cold drink, dammit!)
Blacks: Use your own damn water fountain!
Working class: Kiss the suburbs good bye. Back into the slums with you!
Hollywood: Nothing above PG rating, thank you. And no political stuff, unless it properly depicts how evil the Commies Arabs are.

[Catherine Vincent]

65. Those kids are so cute.

I hope they become liberals when they grow up.

[susu369]

69. I'm with you

:-)

[newswolf56]

9. Freeper link no longer works: just Yahoo and its usual...

obnoxious deluge of advertising and pop-ups. No link to Freeper freak fotos anywhere on the Yahoo site.

[npincus]

10. I got in.. they don't LIKE you!

take that as a compliment.

[newswolf56]

25. Eeek!!! They must be monitoring my posts!!!

:)

[CrackpotAmerica]

11. Meanwhile:

More Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2123040&mesg_id=2123040

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13. Psssssssssst! Honey ...

... do you think George and Laura would swing with us?

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[japple]

18. Some of the comments are priceless.

Obviously some of the photos are from a different date, but one freeper wondered why he changed his tie from blue to red!!! Several made comments about the expression on G Dubya's face. I though he looked haggard and stressed, maybe drugged. One of the comments was that "he's probably relieved that Rita turned out to be not as bad as Katrina." Another said he looked tired. That photo where he's patting Roberts' back is truly weird. Maybe he was checking to see if Roberts was wired, too.

[Ioo]

19. Why do they insult the troops?

By tieing the support of them, and the troops...

I support the troops, the pres is a dill hole.

[thoughtanarchist]

22. Cheney sportin that cane makes him look more like

"The Penguin" then ever!

Next week he'll be decked out in top hat and cigarette holder?

[xxqqqzme]

49. my thoughts as well.

Amazing isn't it?

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

71. He is the penguin...

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23. Uh, is the next one an "s" or a "z"?

Sir, that's spelled P-R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T... oh, very good! Would you like another banana?

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24. Can I slap that asshole standing behind me?

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26. Get your hand off my knee, Clarence!

Sorry Ruth, I thought it was my hairy can of Coke!

[SillyGoose]

36. The justices look so pleased to be witnessing this event, dont they?

Look at the stony expressions on their faces!

:rofl:

[npincus]

27. DANG! That ain't the Holy Bible!

I left "The Pet Goat" on the podium by mistake.... or is it my Weekly Reader?

[Ferret Annica]

59. I'll tell you...

...nothing good will come from a choice for the SCOTUS made by a war criminal who isn't qualified to be a real POTUS' toilet room attendent.

That photo is disgusting.

[npincus]

28. Okay, Mr. President, after you've walked down the hall in a straight line

please extend your arm and touch your nose ten times, then repeat: "Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers" twice and blow into this device right here...

[MurrayDelph]

54. We're off to see the Wizard

(Just not sure which of them is Dorothy)

[npincus]

61. Maybe they're off to see Snow White

we KNOW which one is "Dopey"

[WinkyDink]

74. Well, I think 2 of them are Friends of Dorothy!

HEE!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. If the future of America is given to them, watch it go over Niagara Falls.

-Dead Kennedies.

[are_we_united_yet]

30. AHHH HHHH HHHHHHH HHHH HHHHHHHHH!! !!! !!! !!!!!

make em stop!

:scared:

[Raster]

32. What?!? No break-dancing children? OUTRAGE!

[IndyJones]

33. LOL, that was cute.

[Raster]

35. I try. Lord knows I try.

[Synnical]

56. Well, young Jack was up to something . . .

?
This set of three images shows four-year- old Jack Roberts fidgeting in his chair Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 during the ceremony swearing in his father Judge John Roberts as the 17th chief justice of the United States in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Jack Roberts was the smallest person in the East Room, but he had an outsize presence as father took the oath. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
AP - Sep 29 2:06 PM


Supreme Court Justices watch 4-year-old Jack Roberts, the son of Judge John Roberts, lower right, fidget in his chair, Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005, as his father was sworn in as the 17th chief justice of the United States in the East Room of the White House. Front to back are retiring U.S. Associate Justice Sandra Day O'Connor ,Justices Anthony Kennedy, David Souter, Clarence Thomas, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[Ferret Annica]

34. Uggh!

You know, all the years I was on Cafe Paranoia/FR, I never clicked on on of those disgusting sounding "day in the life of' threads. This was a first.

My instincts were correct. The pictures in them are enough to make one want to hurl.

[TroglodyteScholar]

37. Welcome to DU, Mike...

You a reformed Republican? More and more of those around here in the past month...
:hi:

[Ferret Annica]

58. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I had a repug bone in my body and learned about it I'd take my Gerber knife out and cut it out. Nope. I am a Pacific Green from a Yellow Dog Democratic family background on my Dad's side.

I am Michael J. McCarthy from Eugene, Oregon. I am very well known in my home city as a 'tree hugger' that nearly died after a security guard precipitated a three story fall from a tree in one of the urban tree sits I've conducted.

No compromise in the defense of Mother Earth. We all need to stand ffor the planet we stand on. Earth First!

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62. Hey, good for you!

[CrackpotAmerica]

41. Welcome Aboard Mike!

We have been waiting for you!

:applause:

[Ferret Annica]

57. Thank you

Appreciate the welcome. Though I must admit having talked on Conserva-Nutzie infested forums so long where I could almost feel the collective loathing every time I popped back in, it feels strange to be welcomed.

Nice to meet you, even if perhaps we already know each other elsewhere. ;-)

[JugDack]

42. Who ARE these people??

Pasted from the same thread:
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To: snugs
What great looking couples. I LOVE the one of the Cheney's. ... They are sooooo cute. Rummy and his wife are cute too. Of course, the Prez and First Lady are great. Thaks for those extras. Appreciate any and all photos of all of these great people.



265 posted on 09/30/2005 7:55:35 AM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for our country than anyone will ever know. He's a man of honor.)

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Ick!! The Cheneys are CUTE???? Eewwwwwwwww!

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47. well, Mrs. Vader thought Darth was cute, too

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51. Here's another........ hold onto your hat:

To: snugs
"W" loves children (The seem to be magnetic for him) Almost Biblical. I imagine he and little John have had some "interesting" conversations.

WOnder if the children got to attend the luncheon as well?


218 posted on 09/29/2005 8:46:43 PM PDT by hoosiermama ( Blanco, Landrieu, Nagin & Witt.. good name for a flood control business...Motto:"We got dikes!")


hmmmmmm.. magnetic children? Or is "W" the big magnet? He and liitle John have 'interesting" conversations? Do you think litle John is teaching him how to read? Perhaps they're discussing the protagonist's dramatic conflict with his nemisis in Chapter 6 of "The Pet Goat"? Gee... I'll bet that's gosh- darned interesting! But isn't all that stuff hard to do inside a magnetic field?

Topped off with a little homophobia... delightful!

[Raster]

55. yeah, cute, in a carnage-at-Kosovo kind of way...

cute, uh-huh, that's how I describe darth cheney and his lab assistant, who, if the truth were told is far worse then he.

[Julius Civitatus]

43. The Cult of the Drunken Chimp

Who are these people? And why they adore the ineffectual Chimp so much? Why are they so blinded by this cult of personality? I don't get it!

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50. NEW ADDITION: Chimpy polishes the heads of Black People!

See, I really DO like you guys!

(photo montage credit to IanDB1 at: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4934257#4934518)

[lady lib]

53. My favorite freeper quotes here:

It was a very unusual expression hence why I chose it as photo of the day hoping it would encourage some discussion as to what the President was thinking.

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I was thinking that too. I couldn't quite figure out what that expression meant but he did look very pleased.


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Be patience you will there are a couple of lovely photos of him LOL

Where do you even start with these?!! :rofl:

[Contrary1]

64. One of the Morans over there posts

a daily version of this crappola. They refer to it as "The Daily Dose". Then they all swoon and carry on about the
pictures like it was the second coming or something.

(I would venture that those who actually look forward to their daily fix of this drivel, have come more than twice while viewing.)

You should have seen the photo spread and group jerk on the Big Dick's wedding anniversary. :puke:

[fortyfeetunder]

66. Anybody got pictures of Larry Hagman as JR Ewing?

I swear the more I look at Roberts, he seems to remind me of Larry Hagman as JR Ewing...almost like a separated at birth...or given the age difference, who's your daddy?

[Contrary1]

67. I can't find one of Roberts baring his fangs...

or one of JR when he wasn't.

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68. Freeper PhotoShopping with Dick and Lynn!

... and more Freeper madness:

To: ladyinred; Wolfstar; ohioWfan; DrDeb; snugs; GretchenM; LUV W; MJY1288; STARWISE; radiohead; ...

Did you notice how the president switched from the red power tie, to the soft/peaceful blue at the actual swearing in? Guess he wanted the Chief Justice to have the power today. Also, did everyone see how FORCEFUL Judge Roberts put his hand on the Bible? I thought he was gonna make his wife drop it.

If you didn't see it today, watch it here:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/09/20050929-3.v.html

242 posted on 09/29/2005 9:59:57 PM PDT by GOP-Pat


tee hee hee WRETCH..................

[WinkyDink]

75. OMG, these people are WAYYYYY sicker than I thought.

I had NO IDEA they viewed Bushco as some kind of Jesus Rock Band that they'd love to be the groupies for.

[Dinger]

70. Damn, There Went My Breakfast!

:puke:

[sakabatou]

77. Is it just me or is Roberts wearing a skirt?