I'm Hoping Letterman's Top Ten Tonight Is - Top 10 Signs The Republican...

[global1]

party is falling apart.

Anybody care to help Dave's writers on this?

[GrantDem]

1. Rove is running out of "bullhorn event" distractions.

[enid602]

2. twins

The Bush twins enlist to go to Iraq.

[enid602]

3. twins

The Bush twins enlist to go to Iraq.

[win_in_06]

4. #10

RNC's new motto is "At least we can't get any worse!"

[kweerwolf]

5. #9 New RNC motto

"At least we don't suck as much as the Libertarians"

[dweller]

6. it's a rerun

at least here it is.

:(

dp

[TabulaRasa]

7. RNC's new mascot is an elephant's turd. n/t

[TabulaRasa]

8. So many of their leaders have been knocked off by gross criminality

that their one black member has actually been given some power.

[TabulaRasa]

9. Protest rallies supporting Bush are doubling for the ...

Witness Protection Program. (After Dennis Miller's show was cancelled, valuable government witnesses needed someplace new to hide.)

Sorry, these aren't very good, but I usually don't find the Letterman ones very funny either.

[TabulaRasa]

10. Bush is resorting to throwing his own feces

Oh wait, no. He always did that, being a mentally-ill chimp and all (apologies to mentally-ill chimps).

[calmblueocean]

11. #8) Malfunctioning Cheney Robot electrocutes Rove.

Zzzzap!

[TabulaRasa]

12. Cheney receives a joint letter from Hitler, Stalin, Nixon, and Mr. Burns

asking him and his administration to tone down the evil a little bit. They're giving pure evil a bad name.

I was going for 10 of my own, but I think I'm going to quit now. Maybe I'll try and think of some more later.

[joeprogressive]

13. they can't find a way to blame Clinton for the Delay scandal

n/t