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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:46 PM
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W's bathroom problems: Jokes
Barbara Bush took her little boy, George, to church. While in church little boy George said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to little boy George, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. From now on when you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to whisper'."

The following Sunday, little boy George went to church with his Father, George Senior, and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

George Senior looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill,

"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:53 PM
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1. oh yes,
I need that laugh...I hate that moron and his blue shirt and his smirk and all the rest.
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ktowntennesseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:42 PM
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2. LOL!!! LMFAO!!! Thanks, I needed that!
They are both great, but especially the second one. Pissing into a saxophone--that image is absolute absurd!!!
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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:42 PM
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3. I love the gold urinal one!
Thanks for the laugh. Glad I didn't have a mouthful of anything or I would've been cleaning a screen and keyboard.
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Robertwf Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 10:02 PM
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4. There are more at topplebush.com
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 10:21 PM
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5. Didn't Chimpy look like he just took a piss in the bushes before his...
...speech last night?

The way he walked out of the garden area to speak his tired, lying bullshit made me think he just pissed in the bushes and then went on to lie again...
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