Dummy will address the nation on Thursday nite

[npincus]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/13/D8CJD3SO0.html

hmmmmmmmm.... 2 1/2 weeks after the disaster. What can he possibly say?

[KyndCulture]

1. I hereby resign??

oh sorry I was having a momentary fantasy there.

[Dinger]

4. Wow, Would That Be Something!!!

Thank's for that rush of joy!

[jobycom]

2. I will not rest until I have captured Katrina, dead or alive.

[npincus]

3. tee hee

[donco6]

5. blamegameblamegameblamegame blamegame . . .

ad infinitum.

[npincus]

6. how 'bout: "that herr-y-cane has Syrian fingerprints all over it!"

[Gunit_Sangh]

7. He will build a bridge

in Arkansas to fight the water there instead of here.

Not me -- Daily Show

[Gemini Cat]

8. Uh, ummm, 9-11, duh, well, uh, (drool) uh, yes, 9-11!

9-11!! 9-11!! 9-11!
FREEDOM is on the march. Evil Doers hate our freedom. I have darn good intelligents. WAR!! TERROR! The terrorists hate us for our terrorist. Drool. Uh, um, well, 9-11!! We must make the tax reliefs forever. Speaking of relief...BELCH.
The terrorists hate us for our tax reliefs!!!!
The terrorists hate us for our orange Tang. Uh, well um well, we are taking the war to them. They can't have our tang. Shut up Karl. Mama you too shut your mouth. Condi come here. Laura's outta town.
Have another slice of 9-11. Terrorist. WAR! Uh, um. DROOL.
9-11. Freedom.

[npincus]

10. greatest post ever... drool

and I read it on the Internets!

[McCamy Taylor]

9. Monkey Boy speaks? Is this proof of evolution?

[calimary]

22. Oh God - you reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw yesterday:

"The george w. bush center"
"Early Primate Research"

[thereismore]

11. The only thing I can figure is he's trying to do major damage control.

He's been on TV more often than enough times lately, and his numbers are still dropping. This is major damage control. He did not get another bullhorn moment. I hope he sleeps well.

[gratuitous]

14. Going on the telly isn't exactly Bush's strong suit

And since he won't be taking any questions, it will be up to the news commentators to interpret and elucidate what he's talking about.

This will actually be a pretty good indicator of whether the mainstream media have actually discovered some integrity or not. Recently Brian Williams and Bob Schieffer have exhibited some actual skepticism toward the received wisdom from the White House, and there have been some excited posts around here that the tide may be turning and the kid glove treatment of the corrupt Bush administration may at last be coming to an end.

When Bush blathers on with a canned recital of all his standard talking points (ably encapsulated above), will the network and the cable talking heads actually call it a canned recital of standard talking points, or will they once again sample the stream of bullshit and call it filet mignon?

[Bellamia]

15. Doing damage control.......true.

but actions speak louder than words, or in Bushit's case, INACTION.
He's so far behind the eight ball this time round, what could he possibly say?

[Supersedeas]

21. d-a-m-a-g-e c-o-n-t-r-o-l

[Bernardo de La Paz]

28. "Doesn't work for me, I gotta have more cowbell!"

[KansDem]

12. Which one?

[Pacifist Patriot]

13. That is obviously a very old picture of Bush.

[KansDem]

17. Sorry

It's the only one I could find where he looked remotely competitive with the other two.

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Oh no. No criticism. Just an observation.

It struck me how much he has changed under stress.

[npincus]

18. you mean the one with the red bow-ite?

[Nikki Stone 1]

16. Truthfully? He'll be selling the permanent cut in the estate tax as

Katrina relief.

I know I'll have my barf bag handy.

[Norquist Nemesis]

19. Why can't he schedule them for 6am???

Too bad he won't be taking questions from the press.

[0007]

23. Bomb on Syria - The idiot thinks this will help his poll numbers.

.......or maybe he's gonna recall the mistakes he made, now that he's taking FULL Responsible?

What a guy!!

[Rainscents]

24. Why is he addressing the nation? Is he worry about something?

[readermostly]

29. As the real Alfred E. would say, "What, me worry?". Yes, he'd better

be worrying.

[tibbiit]

25. That is survivor nite

good luck making people happy you are screwing up survivors first nite bush.
tib

[AzDar]

26. Going to have a drinking game based on swigging every time

the Shrubbery grinds his lower jaw.
Should quickly get plastered enough to be able to tolerate his countenance...unless it's a long speech. LOL

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

27. LOL, my liver can't handle that one...that jaw jerking thing he does

is so crazy.

It's either a way to keep from smirking or a chemical reaction of some sort...physiological or pharmaceutical.

I'll be watching with my laptop and my DU buddies. MKJ

[LiviaOlivia]

30. kick