Evangelicals: WHY did it take Bush so long to call for prayer?!?

[PretzelWarrior]

Here we are....watching God sit on the sidelines for day after day. FINALLY, our president decides a week and a half later to request help from God.

There were prayer groups waiting for the call....and finally it comes. But how many died because God did not send his angels soon enough?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. how do I find the symbol of laughing my ass off?

Obviously it is Bush's fault. He did not pray early enough!

[displacedtexan]

2. Here.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Roachman]

3. Bush doesn't care about praying for black people.

[calimary]

10. Welcome to DU!

Wonder what pat robertson has his people all praying for now...

Good to have you here, and here's hoping you roll your sleeves up. We have an IMPEACHMENT to plant, water, and nurture.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. thanks

:rofl:

i needed that

[tulsakatz]

4. why would they wait for someone to tell them to pray?

[Maple]

5. God has to be asked??

Prayer groups have to be asked??

[PretzelWarrior]

8. yes. there's more red tape with God than you would believe

God has been folded into the Department of Homeland Security and navigating through miracles and blessings forms is like finding your way through a rabbit's warren.

[Roachman]

9. God wants to laugh with you, but

O8)

*She* is checking now with Cheney to see if he can laugh at your post... I doubt it will get cleared.

[Mountainman]

7. Well because the local officials didn't ask Bush to talk to god yet.

They didn't even ask Bush to walk on water to save people either even though we all know he could have done it.

[Zodiak]

11. Good.

Looks like even some of the fundies are looking for excuses to cut the chimp loose.