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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:42 PM
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"No one could have forseen that I would be given a guitar."
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:43 PM
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1. It Was Only A Cake
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:43 PM
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2. "No one could have forseen
that the sun would rise in the east."

:headbang:
rocknation
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:46 PM
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8. There will be increasing darkness tonight...
with scattered light in the morning hours.

I know. I'm just supposing this to be so. I thought my crystal ball was jumping the gun there.
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:44 PM
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3. I'm actually on a mission, "Operation Enduring Vacation" so
Friday was my first available.
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:44 PM
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4. Who could've anticipated beforehand that cake frosting would be so yummy?
Mmmm! ymmmMMmmummmum! mmmmMM!
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:44 PM
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5. No one could have foreseen that "My Pet Goat" was so engrossing a read
Pretty pictures too.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:45 PM
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6. "No one could have forseen that I would.......
....have seen what I seen yesterday when I went to the scene."
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:45 PM
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7. Who knew water would prove to be so darn WET!
It gets in your lungs and YUCK!
icky death.
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:46 PM
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9. "No one could have forseen that
bears would shit in the woods."

"No one could have forseen that the Pope would be catholic."
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:52 PM
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10. No one could have forseen...
that my foreskin can stretch right over my head.
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inthebrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:54 PM
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11. Bush always makes a pompous ass of himself in a disaster


This time nobody let him off the hook!!!!
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moondust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:55 PM
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12. No one could have forseen
how dark it is up in here.
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BrutalEntropy Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:37 PM
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13. kinda OT...
But all the pictures I've seen of Bush playing that guitar made me realize: he isn't even playing it!! The chord formation he's using is a G formation, but his middle finger isn't on a G, it's on a G#... in fact, the entire formation is up one half step from where it should be.

What a dipshit.
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