Jockey and Hanes Wooing Saddam for New Ad Campaign Spokesperson....

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Friday, May 20, 2005

Amid the controversy of the revealing Saddam pics, fierce competition is brewing between Jockey and Hanes - underware giants - to secure Saddam Hussein for their spokesperson for a new ad campaign that will beam out globally.

A spokesperson for Hanes - says that Saddam has the same "star appeal" globally as that of Michael Jordan.

Jockey feels that they have the inside track because their campaign would feature "camel racing" of which Saddam was a big fan.

Madison Avenue ad agencies feel that Saddam could go on to become the spokesperson for a line of men's cologne's called
either "Saddam" or "Dictator" and line of men's fashion clothes - which would be a mix of the military look with western business suit look.

A unnamed White House source took issue with the cologne called "Dictator" being associated with Saddam saying that lawyers for the president have already trademarked that name for GWB's cologne when he leaves office.

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1. Late Breaking News Report From Home Depot....

May 20, 2005

A spokesperson from Home Depot says his company wants to get in on the Saddam groundswell. He says there is a spot for Saddam to promote Home Depot's plywood offerings. Home Depot representatives are trying to get in touch with Saddam's people .

Further News:

Donald Trump and Martha Stewart move over. It was announced today at Noon EST by Saddam's "Worldwide Underpants Production Company" that Saddam will be launching a variation of the Apprentice program on the Fox Network.

The premise for the show is to "find a new dictator" for Iraq.

Calls will go out next week to begin the interview process to find the contestants that will vie for the position for the show.

Word has it that George W. Bush will make application along with Ahmed Chalabi.

Trump has his hair do and signiture "Your Fired". Saddam has his mustache and signiture "Your Beheaded".

Look for it in the fall lineup at Fox.