How is it that we can't stop a party...

[returnable]

...of wife-beating closet-case philanderers?

I mean, shoot, ya have that Pennsylvania rep slapping around his mistress. There was that anti-gay mayor in Spokane who also happened to cruise gay porn sites and sleep with men (and, oh yeah, molest young boys). Bolton enjoyed going to swingers clubs and liked to Jack Ryan his ex-wife. And that Doc Hager clown in Kentucky got his jollies cornholing his narcoleptic wife.

And that's just in the last week!

It doesn't surprise me in the least that the chickenshit media can't wrap its scared little head around the British memo. That's a "tough sell." And face it, Americans can't handle the truth, as Uncle Jack once said.

But, come on, they should be eating up this sex stuff.

Screw the high road. It's time to wallow in the mud.

[tk2kewl]

1. you forgot the mule-f*cker

[spooked911]

2. Don't you know?

IOKIYAR!

It's Okay if you're a Republican!

At least to the media, anyway.

[blondeatlast]

8. IOKIYAR!

This is EXCELLENT. I would love to see this as a stealth campaign like the white bush/black bush campaign last year.

Is this your idea?
Can we use it?

[spooked911]

9. got it from the blogger Atrios who I think got it from somewhere else

feel free to use the phrase-- it works.

[cdb]

3. Right!

Micheal jacksons sexual exploits are big news, however, because there is a trail going on. If these guys were a little higher profile these stories would get the traction they deserve.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. None, none, repeat none of this measures up to a blow job

Now THAT is some scary stuff... Call the independent investigator (at taxpayer's expense, of course).

[fob]

5. You don't even have to wallow in it, just pick up a handful and toss

it where it is so rightly deserved to be seen!

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. And let's not forget the Holy Chimperor himself....

...and his fondness for horsey handjobs.

[libertypirate]

7. Total Information Dominance welcome to America

The land where opportunity comes in the shape of a box, don't notice anything outside or the whole country thinks you're a nut!