Stupid rants are over! Hahahahaha....

[eauclaireliberal]

Miller Time over at CNBC

Dennis Miller has something new to rant about.

The comedian's daily CNBC talk show has been canceled due to low ratings.

Dennis Miller will tape its final episode Friday in Burbank, leaving CNBC with a prime-time slot likely to be filled by a new business-themed program in the third quarter of this year.

A repeat of CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer will air in its place in the meantime, according to an internal CNBC memo obtained by MediaBistro.com.

Dennis Miller bowed in January 2004 to lukewarm reviews and mediocre ratings, which have slipped in recent months to around 114,000, per Nielsen Media Research. Overall, the show has averaged 168,000 viewers, which, to be fair, is nowhere near as low as John McEnroe's canned CNBC yakfest, McEnroe, a show that sometimes registered an abysmal 0.0 rating. <<<

[whistle]

1. Could not have happened to a duller guy!

[gratuitous]

2. Replaced by a show in repeats

Which will probably draw a bigger audience -- at least an audience that won't have to be paid.

But now that Dennis is unemployed, I think he ought to jine up and get over to Iraq and show the military how it's done and what George W. Bush expects of every red-blooded Amurikin. C'mon Dennis; a chance to walk your talk!