Attention Freepers - The Army is down 16% of recruiting goal

[BOSSHOG]

Time to get your lil pencil dicks down to the recruiting office, raise your right hands and become real men and real patriots instead of spending your life posing as both. It must be so sad going through life thinking you are badasses when in reality your just limp dicked cowards with big mouths and in your quiet moments you know I'm right.

Against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC

[dhinojosa]

1. Kids are graduating this month. They probably won't get anyone.

and the recruiting goal will still continue to hemmorage. Where are all those loud mouth young republicans I saw during the election?

[BrainRants]

2. Especially the "Adopt a Sniper" assholes at Marquette in Milwaukee.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/feb05/298455.asp

Sign up motherfuckers!

(I'm a vet, these little pussy's pissed me off!)

[Tux]

6. "I'm a vet"

Which branch and MOS?

I never served, mental problem :mad: :silly: :crazy: but I do respect our veterns. Without them to set an example and to set the rest of us straight, we'd be screwed. Thanks for your service.

[BrainRants]

10. USN-Aviation Electronics

I served during peacetime, which I like to add was a result of the efforts of people like John Kerry.

Peace!

[Nite Owl]

3. Well it seems that Jenna and Barbara

are not currently working, they should set the example as well as the kids of all the repuke congresspeople. Let them be leaders!

[cdb]

4. Freepers enlist??If you have ever seen pics

of the freepers, then you would know that most of these chicken-hawk knee-jerk assholes are not top physical specimens. They sure can act tough in a post, though....

[malmapus]

5. HOO-AH well spoken as always Chief.

But then again do we really want these lil pencil dicks in our military soiling it up. I really don't think even the best drill could turn them into real men / women / patriots.

It does make me sad that this administration has turned what use to be a militark akin to a sharp sword when they took office, and turned it into a dull blade thats about to crack in less than 4 years.

[slor]

7. Amen!

Where the hell are you fuckers that so eagerly want to go kill muslims, as your nazi wannabe ho, ann coulter, implores our country to do? Where the fuck are you? Your country needs you NOW. You supported this war, was it only because someone else would go to serve? Step up, you snivelling little cowards. Where are you patriot warriors?

[carnie_sf]

8. To all freepers

Come on you cheese dicks, time to do your part.

[smoogatz]

9. I'm sure all the College Republicans at U of Northern KY

who booed Helen Thomas when she spoke at their commencement yesterday are planning to goosestep down to their local recruiters and sign up. It goes without saying that failing to do so would make them cowardly, hypocritical, chickenhawk fuckwits. Of course, if they chose to remain cowardly, hypocritical, chickenhawk fuckwits, they'd be following the examples of Presidents Rove and Cheney, and Vice Resident Bush. Maybe that's why they don't feel particularly compelled to serve--they have other priorities.

[trof]

11. A DUer posted this for placing under windshield wipers

of cars with the "Support Our Troops" ribbons. I wish I'd kept his name as well as his message.
trof

A VIETNAM INFANTRY VETERAN WANTS TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT OF OUR TROOPS, AS INDICATED BY THE DECORATIONS ON YOUR VEHICLE.

This is particularly true if you have loved ones in the service or have yourself worn the uniform.

However, I must tell you, if you have not served in the military, that the only kind of support that matters to a soldier in combat is fire support. Therefore, for your convenience, I am leaving you with a military enlistment form. If you are of appropriate age for service, I trust that you will fill this form out and take it to your recruiting office. If you are too old or young for military duty, I trust you will give it to a child or other loved one who is of the proper age for military duty.

If you are not willing to either go into combat yourself or to send your loved ones, then I respectfully request that you remove the jingoistic stickers and/or ribbons from your vehicle because you do not indeed support our troops.

[jasmeel]

12. Pencil dicks!! HAHA!

I wish there was a rule that you support it you fight in it.

[jasmeel]

13. I actually told a * supporter to enlist-he laughed and said he

wished he could. Now's the time bitch!!