From BUZZ-Flash - Gannon Poem. He's poed he didn't getta go to the party

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I had to laugh. It's a very short poem......just 4 paragraphs long~
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May 2, 2005

Gannon-Guckert Miffed He Didn’t Get Invited To The White House Correspondents Dinner
by Tony Peyser


Jeff, there’s a difference
You seem to have missed
Between a pulbic-
And a journal- ist.

The publicist’s brow
Never creases
He just sends out
Press releases.

The journalist’s job
Involves sorting
Through facts and doing
A thing called “reporting.”

Journalists’ lives
Are often not calm
No time for sites called
Hotstud.com

But if publicist-whores
Hold a gala or ball
You’ll be the first
Person they call.

http://www.buzzflash.com/peyser/05/05/pey05114.html

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1. Rec'd and Kick'd

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2. I think Demo Underground should hold a contest

Best Poem describing: What Jeff Gannon contributed to Journalism!!!

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3. typo

Between a pulbic-

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4. More Repuke Humor by Tony Peyser -- LAURA BUSH CARTOON

http://www.buzzflash.com/peyser/05/05/pey05115.html

I don't laff though thinking about someone visiting their military vet who is recuperating from wounds they recieved leg amputation.

Republicans -- they would rather attend that party than tour the VETS HOSPITALS.

Take a look at the cartoon.