Where in the world is Bush?

[Democrats_win]

At a funeral for U.S. Soldiers?
Yeah right!

On a mandate with Tom Delay?

Looking for oil in his new colony, Iraq?

Looking for WMD's in his new colony, Iraq?

Trying to steal money from little old ladies in California?

Finishing his service in the Texas Air National guard?

Attending Charles wedding?

Where oh where has this jerk gone?

[catzies]

1. He left Rome and went to Crawford.

Unfortunately not for good.

[rodeodance]

2. he is reading "peter the Great" book this weekend (it is true-was on the

news yesterday-or web news)

[femme.democratique]

4. That has to be a joke, since he doesn't read!

[SpiralHawk]

6. Yuppers, heading for the Hot Dog Round Up at

The Imperial Pig Farm Upon Crawford

Going to meet with his Saudi buddies, you know the Saudi's -- there were 19 of them that hijacked the planes on 9/11. And how many Iraquis, you may ask? Nary a one.

Remember that PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing) on August 6, 2001? The one entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the United States"? George W. Bush can't. He was too busy farting around the pig farm to pay any attention.

[mcscajun]

3. Why IS George Bush?

Really. Why??????????

There's no justice in the universe.

[0007]

5. Perhaps junior & Blair can be found in a CJ with the Duke of Windsor

The popularity poll runs about the same for each man.