What`s in Bush`s.... I-Just-Got-Back-From-A-Big-Trip suitcase?

[democrank]

[eleny]

1. Little soaps and the ash tray from the hotel room

[paineinthearse]

2. skulls and bones from the catacombs, to add to his collection. nt

[gizmo1979]

3. pope bobble head doll

[burn the bush]

4. ahhh, it's the Popes hat and red slippers

[zann725]

9. That's JUST scarey and creepy enough to possibly be true.

n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. His coke supply.

It's not like Customs is gonna search the pResident.

[kliljedahl]

6. A picture of the millions of people

who were in Rome, just to see him.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[zann725]

8. An "audio" of millions of people boo-ing him...at a funeral, no less!

That has to be a 'first.'

[kliljedahl]

10. Gotta love it

Haven't heard the audio yet. MSM hasn't acknowledged it at all that I've seen.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[unhappycamper]

7. a gigantic hangover & pickles

[suegeo]

11. The pope lawn sprinkler

He got one of the last lawn sprinklers in the shape of the pope. The open palms of a rotating JP II will now water all that brush down at the pig farm.

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Plus, he picked up oodles of other tacky pope merchandise

Golf tees imprinted with youthful images of the pope.

A dinner bowl for Barney, with an image of the pope on the bottom.

A jar of "the Pope's Own" Jalepeno Sauce to be used at the faith based ranch barbeque this summer.

The pope playing cards and a pope key ring.

A t-shirt for Jimmy Carter that has a picture of the vatican on it, plus the words "Bush went to Rome, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Of course, it won't be the right size.

A similar t-shirt for himself (Bush)that reads "The pope went to heaven and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." He packed it dirty, stained with "the pope's own" hot mustard sauce and something nobody can identify, except that it's clear and greasy.

Remember, Bush was on vacation, and he had to hit all the souvenier shops, for sure.