DNA and Drug Testing

[BOSSHOG]

Why would a small town in South Mississippi full of God fearing, bush supporting christians need a clinic for DNA, Pregnancy and Drug Testing? With a baptist church on every corner and country road why would the locals need such services? To find out who the baby's Daddy is? To see if a citizen could pass the drug test to get a job at McDonalds? Are red state republicans having sex outside of marriage? Are they smoking dope down on the Bayou? Are the Meth Labs prospering in the woods? Is bubba having sex with his daughter while momma works the evening shift at wal-mart? Its great that such a heap of humanity has the right to vote. Pray tell, what do the holier than thou crowd really value? By the way, Mississipians, unless the Democrats in the state house get their way, Medicaid will end in two weeks. Got Morals?

[Warpy]

1. Now, BOSSHOG, you know it's all for them big city fellers up the road

Those city people need some place to send all their employees's stuff to get tested for those nasty drugs you know all city people are using. Those city cops need a place to get DNA tested so they can git the right black man for raping the sweet flower of white southern womanhood.

That lab aint for THEM, you know. Oh, no, they got GAWD.

(yeah, I'm a sarcastic old bat)

[BOSSHOG]

3. Thanks so much for clearing that up for me

I never realized that big city folks would use little towns that way. And thats really strange because looking at the locals around here its hard to imagine they are not on drugs or having sex with whatever breathes; human or otherwise. But by god, one thing I do know, they vote their values.

Thanks again for setting this worthless scum liberal straight. How dare I disparage the chosen ones.

[cheezus]

2. so they can use the mandatory drug testing for employment to collect DNA

hey, anything that will help lower corporate costs is good for america, and you're an american hating jane fonda loving communist terrorist if you say otherwise.