Highlights from last night.

[spotbird]

Do these people know the first thing about subtlety? Yes, we know, Bush is Jesus. The Christ imagery could be toned down to a 10th and it would still be heavy handed.



The King enters.



She could have done much better if she'd bought off the rack.

[RetroLounge]

1. She could have done much better if she'd bought off the rack.

and the dress sucks too.

RL

[Kurovski]

3. Along with all the other oppresive shit,

I can plainly see that the girdle is also making a comeback.

[spotbird]

4. lol

and I don't laugh much anymore.

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. She could have done much better

if she had married off the rack too.

As a matter of fact, we all could have done much better if she had made better choices in her life. Instead the biggest choice she ever makes is whether or not to take one Zanex or two.

[Mend]

8. If she hadn't squashed her boyfriend

in that car accident when she was 17, she might have been spared this and we would have been spared her.

[ktowntennesseedem]

6. LOL!!! Thanks for getting my day off to a good start!

I needed that.

[Drifter]

2. God, laura looks horrible ...

If it ain't wearing the curtains, it is wearing something that makes her look like a cow. What an embarrassment.

Cheers
Drifter

[Kurovski]

7. It looks like her bathrobe shrank.

[LizW]

9. Herald trumpets? I'll bet Nixon is pissed, wherever he is.

Nixon always wanted herald trumpets, but his advisors talked him out of it, saying it would be unseemly.

[spotbird]

11. Surly the incarnation of God

should get the trumpets.

Has this been covered in the mainstream?

[fasttense]

10. With hundreds of thousands of stolen tax dollars to spend on a

dress, you would think she could find something a little more flattering. My mother-of-the-bride dress looked better on me and I only paid $30 for it. She has no class, not taste, only money, poor thing.