Now I have my Uncle spreading rumors that Bush daughters are joining Army

[henslee]

Thanks AAR/Franklin for the silly joke that misinformed farts are now passing along -- and these old farts are not necessarily conservatives, no way, they are just regular folks who are uniformed, uninvolved.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Tell your uncle they only volunteered to avoid being drafted

Fight FUD with FUD

[hatrack]

2. Yeah, and before the election, Jenna was going to teach in Harlem

Now she isn't. Surprise!!!!

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Misunderstanding....

What Jenna actually said was that she was meeting Treach (the rapper formerly with Naughty by Nature) at a bar in Harlem :evilgrin:

[hatrack]

6. Ah! Now it makes sense!

:evilgrin:

[KurtNYC]

4. Not a bad rumour

It sets an expectation that won't be met. Keeps the issue alive.

[willysnout]

5. God Help the Army

[candy]

7. You have a problem with old folks? I'm one. n/t

[henslee]

9. no way, candy. I love old folks. "Old farts" are another story.

[ebayfool]

8. only fair - his kids go before they take mine!

(not a chance in hell mine are going - just try me!)

[LisaLynne]

10. Wouldn't it be grand if ...

this rumor got spread so far and wide that they actually had to come out and have a press release denying it? Ha ha. That would suck PR-wise.